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Assessing Reese Witherspoon: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (32)



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Subject: Reese Witherspoon, 35-year old American actress and producer

Date of Assessment: April 20, 2011

Positive Buzzwords: Mainstream, indie, romcom

Negative Buzzwords: Poor script quality, romcom

The Case: This week’s subject is a tricky one, for Reese Witherspoon’s career has been littered with both indie and mainstream success despite the fact that her box-office clout has recently (and rather unexpectedly) faltered in a huge way. While Reese is still one of the only actresses who can greenlight a film merely by signing on (the other two, frustratingly, are Julia Roberts and Katherine “Rainbow Killer” Heigl), her career is in a precarious position. Her most recent box-office effort to date, How Do You Know? was made on a hefty $120 million budget, $15 million of which went directly into Reese’s pocket, but grossed a measly $30 million in ticket sales. Yes, this is merely one financial flop, but it’s a hugely unanticipated one because it’s always been the case, financially speaking, that her romcoms (including Sweet Home Alabama and Just Like Heaven) fare well. Further, Reese herself has made it abundantly clear that she’s worried about the after effects.

We’ll get to that part in a moment.

Witherspoon commenced her career with a string of impressive smaller films — Man in the Moon; Freeway; Fear; Overnight Delivery; Pleasantville; Election — followed by a taste of mainstream success as the sweet, corruptable girl in Cruel Intentions (that very dubious teen retelling of Dangerous Liasons). From there, she had a very small but effective take on the role of Evelyn in American Psycho and went onto the hugely successful Legally Blonde (hey, I liked that one), but then she went and ruined the character of Elle Woods by participating within the insipid Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde; even worse, she subsequently had the audacity to produce Legally Blondes, for which she should always be ashamed.

For certain, Reese has been in some frustratingly terrible movies — Rendition; How Do You Know?; and the poorly adapted Vanity Fair — that make one wonder exactly what she was thinking after reading the scripts. Also, she’s attached her name to some outright money grabs — Four Christmases; Monsters vs. Aliens (as the voice of Ginormica’s ass) — that, if nothing else at all, prove that she is willing and able to go entirely commercial at the expense of quality. However, Reese hasn’t completely forsaken her former self, since the past decade has seen her put talent to use in a few rather wonderful movies, including The Importance of Being Earnest, Walk the Line (she actually did do a pretty marvelous job as June Carter Cash, including recording her own vocals), and (as both actress and producer) Penelope.

Now, back to the troublesome state of Reese’s career prospects, the manifestation of which has spread throughout the Water for Elephants promotional trail. Until very recently, she’s been very protective of her own privacy and wasn’t much of a publicity whore, but things have definitely changed. Since the financial failure of How Do You Know?, she’s sold her wedding photos to People magazine (while still publicly mourning the loss of her privacy) and given lip service to more magazines than she ordinarily would. In a recent promotional interview for Vogue, Reese lamented, “There’s not a part for a 34-year-old in a robot movie.” This perhaps was a not-so-subtle reference to the Transformers franchise and its tendency to employ the next hot piece, but I do believe that Linda Hamilton and Sigourney Weaver prove otherwise as far as female age and robot movies are concerned. Besides, why would Reese even consider acting within a Michael Bay movie? She probably wouldn’t actually sign onto such a project, but I guess she’d be more comfortable with the option. After all, Hollywood is a breeding ground for insecurities.

Prognosis: At this stage of her career, Reese Witherspoon has probably milked the romcom genre for all it’s worth as far as she’s concerned. She’s still generally considered to be a big box-office success, due to her choices in costars just as much as her own appeal, but her luck really ran out with How Do You Know? Her early career featured many indies with truly adventurous roles, and she really needs to return to her roots by taking some risks again. Reese does have a few films in production, including This Means War (which, oddly enough, is an action movie), and eleven films in development plus a likely MvA sequel in the future. In summary, she’ll probably be alright no matter what, but she does have a hell of a lot riding upon the success or failure of this weekend’s Water for Elephants.

For old time’s sake, let’s look back at her performance as June Carter Cash:

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Comments

After watching that clip, all I could say is 'God, she's adorable!'

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at April 20, 2011 2:33 PM

Although it is kinda hard to watch that clip without "A Mighty Wind" blowing through my mind..

Posted by: Odnon. at April 20, 2011 2:37 PM

She should grow a Cat Stevens beard and start a rap career.
On blow.

Posted by: superasente at April 20, 2011 2:46 PM

You missed her very minor role as Gene Hackman and Stockard Channing's daughter in the 1998 neo-noir film /Twilight/, not to be confused with the series of 'vamps & tramps' films. Wait, they had werewolves, too -- should it be called 'fangs & fangirls'?

Posted by: Will at April 20, 2011 2:46 PM

Nuts... I had it wrong. Witherspoon's character was the daughter of Susan Sarandon. Stockard Channing played Paul Newman's ex-partner from his police days.

Posted by: Will at April 20, 2011 2:53 PM

Thank you for remembering "Freeway." Far too many people forget/overlook that little gem that had LOTS of fantastic people in roles big and small. Not to mention, it's a MUCH better re-imagining of "Little Red Riding Hood" than the Amanda Sigmundfreud crapfest that just came out.

Between "Freeway" and "Overnight Delivery" with the always adorablicious Paul Rudd, Reese had me at "Hi, y'all!"

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 20, 2011 2:58 PM

Jesus Christ she is one cold looking fish, even in that bunny suit she looks un-hot. I'm glad Ryan Phillippe got out of that marriage, I know he must have been dying a little bit every day being married to that broad. Now he’s out laying pipe, I say good for him. Oh I almost forgot, her movies are ok.

Posted by: Pookie at April 20, 2011 3:02 PM

Will,

Vamps and tramps works, you just have to use a different definition of tramps. I actually thought that's what you meant in the first place.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at April 20, 2011 3:06 PM

In general, I think her abilities are a bit overrated, but I will always like her for her performance as Tracy Flick because, damn, she hit that one out of the park.

Posted by: jimbob at April 20, 2011 3:09 PM

Nope. Sorry. Reese Witherspoon still hasn't exhausted the credibility she earned with me for Election and Freeway. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guCePlNQM0U

Of course, most romcoms are banned at our house so I'm mostly treading on memories of quirky and interesting rather than sad and stale.

Posted by: Ish at April 20, 2011 3:14 PM

I love her in Election and I think that role proved she is secretly and subtly hilarious. Maybe she should try her hand at another dark comedy.

Posted by: that girl at April 20, 2011 3:15 PM

She was the best part of Walk the Line, by far. I also have my fingers crossed for her just because I loved Legally Blonde and Penelope, not to mention her adorable Cecily Cardew in The Importance of Being Earnest. If she could shake off the romcom stigma I think she's a fun character actress.

Posted by: Anne (no longer in Reno) at April 20, 2011 3:21 PM

I kind of like Reese Witherspoon - she's cute and she's bubbly and she has an awesome take-no-BS attitude towards basically every dude in Hollywood. Which is something I think we need to see more often.

That being said, ugh, she is so tragically miscast in Water For Elephants that it's not even funny. I was so looking forward to seeing this movie until they messed up the casting so spectacularly. Marlena is supposed to be beautiful but damaged, and I just can't see Witherspoon ever pulling off 'damaged'. Adorably beguiled, yes. Hurt, but proud and strong a la June Carter Cash, absolutely. Anything requiring more intensity than that, yeah, I can't see her getting there.

Posted by: Molly at April 20, 2011 3:36 PM

Molly, I'll refer you back to Reese in Freeway.

Posted by: Ish at April 20, 2011 3:59 PM

@ Pookie
I'm glad Ryan Phillippe got out of that marriage, I know he must have been dying a little bit every day being married to that broad. Now he’s out laying pipe, I say good for him.

He's out laying pipe? Nice.
Have you heard him speak? There is a reason every character he plays is an asshole. Even on King of The Hill, the voice he did? He played an asshole. When he hosted SNL he came across as a dumb juicehead.
She on the other hand is making millions, won an Oscar after she finally got rid of "Sebastian."
And, I am sure she has gotten plenty of pipe laid on her as well.


Posted by: daria at April 20, 2011 4:30 PM

And, I am sure she has gotten plenty of pipe laid on her as well.

Posted by: daria at April 20, 2011 4:30 PM


Eh, if by pipe you mean rug.

Major lesbian vibe from Chinny McButchyspoon

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 20, 2011 5:10 PM

"Some people call her Ho Reese -
(insert whistle)
Cause she speaks of the pompitus of love ..."


Okay, I'll stop now.

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 20, 2011 5:28 PM

I like her, though she seems like a control freak. She was fantastic in Freeway and Election. I've never seen her give a bad performance, though I've seen her in less-than-stellar movies. She's smart and obviously has it together. Can't hate on her.

Posted by: samantha t at April 20, 2011 5:39 PM

Whoa! Some major Reese worship going on here, disguised, not too well, as critique. Not much of a publicity whore? Well, maybe back when, before she sold herself in a fauxmance with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Reese has had some really good breaks, particularly in Legally Blonde which is one of my guilty pleasures. Walk the Line was OK, not earth shaking as promoted and more importantly not even a leading role, despite what her Oscar says. It was Joaquin Phoenix who commanded that film. But he didn't play the award game well enough it seems. I think Reese is shaking in her Louboutins because her days of having roles tossed at her are gone and I find I can't care.

Posted by: sittingpat at April 20, 2011 7:05 PM

Ok daria you’ve convinced me (snaky like ah motherfucker). I wouldn’t care if she made billions and fuck the Oscar, Cuba Gooding Jr. won a amotherfucking Oscar and look at that motherfucka. His ass went from “Boyz in the Hood” to “Snow Dogs.” He’s the only motherfucka walking around Hollywood with a briefcase full of blow and still CAN’T get laid.


You think Ryan sitting up in the Hollywood hills sobbing cuz McColdy gone? His only problem now is that he’s got to climb over a mountain of bitches just to answer the front door.

Posted by: Pookie at April 20, 2011 7:23 PM

Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes.

Posted by: Ryan Phillippe at April 20, 2011 8:08 PM

Oh Ryan, if only you weren't so arrogant in bed, maybe I wouldn't have told everyone I know that you have a one inch wonder.

Posted by: Reese Witherspoon at April 20, 2011 9:11 PM

She's got cred with me still, but the string of rom-coms is killing her.

Pleasantville remains one of my favorite movies, but I think watching it you see where one of Reese's weaknesses lied - you couldn't watch the beginning of that film and believe that 'Jennifer' was a bad, slutty girl. It was like watching her try to be Rizzo in Grease for the community theater. It was in the small details in her transformation later in that film that Reese shone. Luckily, subtle characterizations weren't what carried the majority of that flick.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 20, 2011 9:49 PM

She will forever have my adoration for Election. Had she never acted in anything else, I would still adore her.

As it is, I thought she was great in both Pleasantville and Fear.

Posted by: jmflynny at April 20, 2011 9:52 PM

"My turn? OK. Hi. I'm Elle Woods. I'm a vegetarian Gemini and I was a Lamda Nu sweetheart. I am a fashion major from CULA and last week I talked Cameron Diaz out of a truly heinous* angora sweater in Fred Segal. Whoever said orange is the new pink is truly disturbed."

....and yes, I've been drinking.

*anybody who uses heinous in everyday law school intro conversation is OK in my book.

Posted by: klingonfree at April 20, 2011 10:07 PM

you capture her problem in the single word "adorable". she made a career of being adorable. it's hard to keep being adorable at 34. not everyone is lucky enuf to grow up and still have a career. besides, i know it's politically incorrect to say this but her looks have faded fast and Hollyweird is all about looks.

Posted by: lachica at April 20, 2011 10:26 PM

That's the thing about the Academy Awards. It's a relative scale rather than an absolute scale. If you have a set of weak nominees, one of them will still, forever more, be known as an Oscar Winner. Witherspoon may be a star, but she is no actress.

Posted by: Tim at April 20, 2011 10:31 PM

I have a major girl crush on Reese Witherspoon and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I loved Overnight Delivery, Fear, Legally Blonde and her part in Election. Some of her movies aren't the best but I always like her.

Posted by: Even Stevens at April 20, 2011 11:44 PM

She's one of those people I just love, whatever she does. I'd love to see her abandon commercial stuff completely and just make good, small scale films.

Posted by: Caspar at April 21, 2011 7:43 AM

Aw, I like Reese. She has a bit of a bitchy attitude outside movies, but I like that about her. Even stupid movies like Sweet Home Alabama or Legally Blonde work because of her. I just like the way she talks--all tiny but fierce and lovable. I hope she gets better roles and doesn't disappear into Old-by-Hollywood-Standards obscurity.

Also, have you seen her posing for photos with RPattz lately? She has this baaaaarely concealed disgust on her face in all their photos together, which just makes me love her even more.

Posted by: Figgy at April 21, 2011 9:41 AM

Pookie,
what I mean is her career has gone forward and he has not done anything interesting except yes, plowing some choice trim in Hollywood.


Barbadoslim,
really? well then that is awesome! she is getting choice trim too!

Posted by: daria at April 21, 2011 11:46 AM

She will always have my love for producing Penelope, one of my favourite movies in years.

Posted by: Tits McGee at April 22, 2011 1:14 AM