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Congratulations, Jack Black. You're No Longer Relevant

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (20)



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Little Fockers, on the hillside, Little Fockers made of ticky tacky. Little Fockers on the hillside, Little Fockers all the same.

Little Fockers put up $34 million over the weekend, bringing its overall haul up to $48 million, which puts it well on its way $100 million, plus another $150 million internationally to bring Little Fockers to a grand total of $Comedy Destruction. Tiny Christ in a moist toilette, people. You know what’s even more dispiriting for a movie that racked up a whopping 11 percent on the old Tomatometer? Sixty-eight percent of moviegoers liked it. Makes sense, I suppose. If you’re dumb enough to plunk down $10 to see Little Fockers, you’re probably dumb enough to like it. There was even one “top critic” who liked it. His name is Glen Kenney. He works for MSN Movies. Glen Kenny. Let’s all laugh at him.

The better news: Joel and Ethan Coen’s True Grit made $25 million over the weekend, and $36 million since it’s Christmas release, and on a $38 million budget, the movie has nearly made its money back already. It was also the Coen Brothers biggest opening to date. Fun Fact: The Coens have never had a $100 million movie before. Given that there are no new wide releases this week, and little of worth in the near term, True Grit might just be their first. (The movie deserves it, too).

Meanwhile, Tron: Legacy dropped a whopping 54 percent (huge for holidays, when holdovers generally dominate) to come in at number three, with $20 million. Looks like it’ll probably top out at $125 million, making a sequel unlikely. At least for another 25 years, when this generation develops a nostalgic fondness for that brightly lit, substance-less 2010 movie that their parents thought they liked until they rewatched it and realized how empty and dull it was.

In Oscar season numbers, The Fighter ($27 million cumulative), Black Swan ($29 million cum), and The King’s Speech ($8 million) are quietly putting up respectable numbers and will likely hang out in the top 10 for the next two months, if the awards notices go as expected. The news is not so good for 127 Hours, which has taken a tumble and stalled at around the $10 million mark. It may not progress much further without a few Oscar nominations, which is fair enough. Brilliantly executed film, but not a movie that sticks with you (the news stories about faintings during screenings, notwithstanding).

Finally, there was another wide release this weekend: Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels (review coming this afternoon) and it tanked, landing at number seven with a measly $7 million opening. Take the ensemble Tropic Thunder and his voice role in Kung Fu Panda out of the equation, and Black hasn’t had a hit since 2006’s Nacho Libre, a movie that most people hated (and yet, it still made $80 million).

This is what happens, Black, once you go down that family movie road: Danny McBride comes in a steals your roles, relegating you to a lifetime of Robin Williams (without the beard) roles. Congratulations, Jack Black: You’re no longer relevant. Move along, please.










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Comments

I still like Jack Black, I just don't like most of his choices. His cameo on Community last year, and an appearance on Attack of the Show last week, prove to me he's still got it to flaunt it when he wants it. He just doesn't seem to care. Of course, if they ever put out another Tenacious D anything, we'll all be there. (But mainly because KG is the man now, dawg.)

Posted by: RobP at December 27, 2010 9:54 AM

The reason Gulliver's Travels opening looks so low is because it opened on Saturday, meaning it only had 2 days to make money, while the other releases had three. $7 million looks like a disaster, but it is mearly poor.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at December 27, 2010 10:39 AM

Jack Black is one of those funny people who eventually just make you tired and just unable to watch. Robin Williams II. And, really, did anybody think "Gulliver's Travels" would be a hit?

Posted by: mslewis at December 27, 2010 10:42 AM

:(

Take my PajibaCard right now, because I may actually see GT. Between High Fidelity, School of Rock, and Tenacious D, Jack Black has a lifetime pass from me. What I didn't know until this weekend is that it also has Jason Segel in it. Gotta support my idols. Jason Segel in particular is proof that freakishly tall people can succeed in showbiz.

Posted by: Ian at December 27, 2010 10:52 AM

he was great in Jesus's son. I like Jack Black, but agree his films are bad choices. He could be so much more subversive. Wes Anderson should cast him

Posted by: idleprimate at December 27, 2010 11:09 AM

Jack Black just can't be funny for long periods of time. No movie where he has been the lead has been good. Of course, someone always says, "But what about School of Rock?!" Nope, still sucked.

Posted by: pissant at December 27, 2010 11:49 AM

Wow, your anti-Tron agenda is really transparent.

Haters gonna hate I guess.

Aaaanyway, I see a very annoying CBS sitcom in Black's future.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 27, 2010 12:12 PM

True, you have to take the Saturday opening into account. I guess some people go to the movies on Christmas Day, but I never have. It could still make some money this week I suppose.

As for True Grit, I'm glad the Coen bros have a hit, but it was a pretty average movie. I want another Fargo or Miller's Crossing, please.

Posted by: Vick at December 27, 2010 12:14 PM

Some comics and/or comedic actors provide humor that arises from a sense of wit and impeccable timing. Others give you the sense that their comedy is a means to change the subject, to obscure what is real with a belly laugh. Jack Black is the latter, and it is tiring. He's a clown instead of a humorist.

Posted by: SittingPat at December 27, 2010 12:17 PM

Jack Black is not funny. He's the same in every movie. Fat white goofy guy. Kevin James should sue the shit out of him. I would expect a site like this to be more critical

Posted by: guy rossi at December 27, 2010 12:29 PM

You know who went to see Little Fokkers this holiday season? My parents. They're in their late60s/early70s. They took the whole family with them because what else are they going to see? They loved it. The rest of the fam put up with it. My relations put $120 towards the Little Fokkers box office cumulative. I'm so sorry. I had to fake a terrible fall-on-the-ice injury to get out of it. My sister demanded to see the bruise as proof. I'm hiding out in the crawlspace as I write this. Send cookies.

Posted by: malechai at December 27, 2010 12:43 PM

Also: Jack Black should go on Broadway as the role of the narrator in Rock of Ages. If that role wasn't written with him in mind, it reminded me uncannily of him, even played by another actor. (It may well have been; I've been in the crawlspace for some time now, out of touch).

Posted by: malechai at December 27, 2010 12:46 PM

What an atrocious line up of movies save for True Grit. I'm watching Rooster Cogburn right now and True Grit has a lot to live up to.

Posted by: peanut at December 27, 2010 12:48 PM

Jack Black just shouldn't be the lead, as far as I'm concerned. Comic relief is a noble role; own it.

Posted by: Eep at December 27, 2010 12:54 PM

I am very excited about this week's box office report. Sure Little Fockers will make money, but I don't think nearly as much money as they wanted. And hopefully next week it'll take a huge percentage drop like Tron did. Tron underperformed, Yogi Bear underperformed, and Gulliver's Travels underperformed.

Meanwhile, True Grit, Black Swan, The King's Speech, and The Fighter are putting up more than respectable numbers for Oscar movies, without the 3D and Imax inflation of movies like Tron and Yogi Bear.

There's hope for Hollywood yet.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at December 27, 2010 2:10 PM

Had to show everyone this (unintentional) hilarious bit from Box Office Mojo on Little Fockers ad campaign. (Boldness added for effect.)

"Tellingly, many ads started with extended scenes from the first two movies. These ads only served to remind people about how much better Meet the Parents was than Meet the Fockers, which didn't bode well for the third movie by the law of diminishing returns."

In all honesty, if there was a better comedy out at this period of time Little Fockers would have failed miserably. But it literally had no competition. And therefore it makes a paltry 48 million over 5 days. Paltry because of the fact that it had NO COMPETITION.


Posted by: Littlejon2001 at December 27, 2010 2:29 PM

I still think past Jack Black is funny in small doses. Current Jack Black and his poor choices, not so much.

However, Amanda Peet was also in Gulliver's Travels, and for that I am sad. (I like Amanda Peet.) There's clearly something about having little kids that makes actors and actresses want to star in "kids' movies", even when said kids' movies are crap. Unfortunate.

Posted by: MM at December 27, 2010 3:57 PM

Ah, but has Jack Black ever made a movie as excreable as any of the "Fokers" movies?

Posted by: rufus at December 27, 2010 4:51 PM

Wow!!! I'm thankful For it. I have always tried to write in my article something like that.

Posted by: Krystal Embery at February 21, 2011 1:05 PM