web
counter
 

My God, It's Full of Stars

By William Goss | Posted Under Box Office Round-Ups | Comments (14)



420821.jpg

All week long, I had to hear people justify their hopeful expectations for Valentine’s Day as being that it just had so many famous people in the cast that it had to be good. If a single one of them ever realized that each and every one of those celebrities were paid, handsomely, to star in the same film as one another, they didn’t make that nearly as clear. But that logic has led the ensemble rom-com to a hefty $52.4 million weekend atop the box office, seemingly justifying its studio’s pre-emptive announcement that a like-minded New Year’s Eve would soon be on its way and making for next weekend’s inevitable post-Valentine’s tumble (see: last year’s ensemble rom-com, He’s Just Not That Into You, which is also getting a sequel, so it must be good).

Second place went to Fox’s latest attempt to get the next Harry Potter off the ground, the decent-if-derivative Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, with $31.1 million. Expect the margin between that and The Wolfman (third with $30.6 million) to grow, as most kids have Monday off for President’s Day. Avatar kept on keeping on with $22 million in fourth place, while last week’s champ, Dear John, slipped to fifth with $15.3 million.

The once-mighty Dwayne Johnson, John Travolta and Mel Gibson kept each other company as Tooth Fairy ($5.6m), From Paris with Love ($4.7m) and Edge of Darkness ($4.6m) landed in sixth, seventh and eighth, respectively. Crazy Heart expanded a bit more to take in another $4 million, already making Fox Searchlight’s last-minute awards bid more successful than the sure thing that was Amelia ($14.2 million total vs. Heart’s $16.5 million to date), while one more rom-com, When in Rome, closed out the top ten with $3.4 million. (This one, however, won’t be getting a sequel, so that’s good.)









Pajiba After Dark 2/14/10 | The Day of the Cannonball Read













Comments

How on earth does a movie like Edge of Darkness cost 80 million to make when Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief with all of its CGI and special effects costs 95 million?

Posted by: EricD at February 14, 2010 7:00 PM

Most of the cost of Edge of Darkness went to developing an anti-Jew forcefield for Mr. Gibson.

Posted by: henchman for hire at February 14, 2010 7:08 PM

Nice "2010" ref.

Posted by: , at February 14, 2010 8:35 PM

Anti-Jew forcefield? Shouldn't really be that hard, you just line your perimeter with bacon-wire fencing and German Shepherds. We're a simple people.

Posted by: D-Day at February 14, 2010 8:49 PM

At least Shutter Island opens soon.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at February 15, 2010 8:07 AM

Anti-Jew forcefield? Shouldn't really be that hard, you just line your perimeter with bacon-wire fencing and German Shepherds. We're a simple people.
Posted by: D-Day at February 14, 2010 8:49 PM

I don't know what's funnier the bacon-wire or the German Shepherds. You are responsible for the coffee stains on my course notes.

Posted by: io at February 15, 2010 8:20 AM

Bacon-wire fences and German Shepards.

Everyone stop commenting. That's the one, right there.

Posted by: becks at February 15, 2010 9:46 AM

I was so excited I spelled Shepherds wrong.

Posted by: becks at February 15, 2010 9:47 AM

It was the bacon-wire fencing that did it for me.

Everyone else is the first loser.

Posted by: , at February 15, 2010 10:12 AM

Everyone else is the first loser.

Oh, dont jinx it yet. I'm sure there are plenty of people warming up their "Kevin Smith Fat Jokes".

"Hey, what do Kevin Smith and a penguin have in common? Neither one can get off the ground!"

or

"What do Kevin Smith and a bird at the South Pole have in common? They both can't fly Southwest!"

(Yes these are meant to be that corny. Just trying to warm up)

Posted by: D-Day at February 15, 2010 12:18 PM

Or do we go in other direction:

(from Kevin Smith's IMDB page)
Chasing Amtrak
Jersey Girth

...and I'm spent!

Posted by: D-Day at February 15, 2010 12:23 PM

At first I was like, "Why German Shepherds? What a peculiar breed to have an aversion to. And since when?"

Then I took my head out of my ass and got the joke. GERMAN shepherds. S'funny.

Posted by: superasente at February 15, 2010 4:29 PM

I mean, that is the joke right? I'm not still missing something, am I?

Nah. I'm good, I think.

Posted by: superasente at February 15, 2010 4:30 PM

Hehehe...

Posted by: D-Day at February 15, 2010 5:38 PM


















Viral Hits

>> Pajiba Movie Posters

>> Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs

>> Mindhole Blowers

>> The 100 Greatest Insults of All Time

>> The "Other" 100 Greatest Movie Quotes

>> The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

>> The Sean Bean Death Reel

>> Chicks Dig Beards: It's Science

>> The Coolest TV Show Title Sequences

>> The Most Rewatchable Movies

>> The Most Expensive Movies of All Time