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Here, let me tell you what the marketing for Love and Other Drugs won't: Anne Hathaway's character has Parkinson's disease. This isn't a spoiler - we find this out before we even learn her name or see her face, but...
"Don't worry, baby / Everything will turn out alright..." --"Don't Worry, Baby," the Beach Boys After a few years and a couple of viewings, I'm not quite ready to call Tony Scott's Deja Vu a great thriller or anything so...
John Lennon would've turned 70 years old this week. That is surely why the ever-savvy Weinstein brothers had decided to open Nowhere Boy, a biopic concerned with the artist's formative years, over the particular weekend. As we meet him, John...
After The Final Destination took in a tidy sum at this time last year, New Line hasn't hesitated to get Final Destination 5* ready for release by this time next year. With production ready to start next month (visual effects...
With a reported budget of $125 million, it wouldn't seem like this spring's Clash of the Titans remake did all that well, what with a domestic gross of $163 million. But leave it to Not America to earn it another...
All This 3D and World War II
Rocket! She's Taking a Rocket!
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Get to the (Man Who Made) Chopper!
Reese Witherspoon IS Peggy Lee
BREAKING: Movie Based on Nicholas Sparks Novel About A Crying Girl is Being Made, Will Probably Make Other Girls Cry
Maybe Rigga-Digga-Doo: The Movie?
She Can Do Good All By Herself
So Which One's Their Zac Efron?
The One Who's Not Sarsgaard
Fear of the Unknown
Rock the Vote
Another Go with G.I. Joe
Hit Me With Your Next Best Shot
Because The Multiplex Could Always Use More Dead Kids
Press X in the City
NOW A Dragon Swooped In
And a Dragon Swooped In
IT'S A KILLSHOT!
Remember the Titans
Getting a Limited Release
Dragons. Will. Train.
It's Hard Out Here for a Wimp!
Back Down the Rabbit Hole
Hey, Alice? Eat Me
My God, It's Full of Stars
Edge of Domination
On a Wing and an Abahdah
And Then God Said, "My Bad, James Cameron, You Were Here First"
Blue is the New Green
Robots and Aliens and Wizards, Oh My!
Every Creature Was Stirring, To Get Out of the House
What's Next, A Blue President?
What's Next, A Black President?
Aw, Geez, Leftovers Again?
Turkeys as Far as the Eye Can See
Bad Moon Rising
'Tis the Season to Be Miserable
He Didn't Stop 'Til We Got Enough
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Meeeeeee
They Ate It Up, They Loved It So
America? F*%k No.
Dustin Rowles Clearly Not Alone in Having Zombie Boner
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Takes the Cake
Nationwide Box Office Covered with T.P.
3-D: It Makes Our Eyes Feel Like Two Friends on a Camping Trip
No, Really, There’s Something About Mary
Let's Remake ... Rashomon!
Summer's Dead, Baby. Summer's Dead.
Let's Remake... Some Like It Hot!
Note to Hollywood: People Like Watching Nazis Getting Killed
Let's Remake... To Kill a Mockingbird!
Thank Goodness Rachel McAdams Didn't Star in District 9
Palin for Punchlines '09
Let’s Remake… 2001: A Space Odyssey!
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Pavlovian Nostalgia Fodder