Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Petr Navovy | Social Media | May 26, 2023
Happy Friday everyone! Pull up a seat, grab some popcorn, and put your feet up, because today we have a trip down memory lane reminiscing about some of the finest drama to ever grace our shared, cursed hangout:
The chicken sandwich incident and the aftermath is up there for me just because of the incredible impact the post immediately had and how strange of a choice it was
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) May 21, 2023
This one was just brought back up recently, but Jia Tolentino's parents running a reverse Underground Railroad, and every single Twitter account with a byline coming to her defense.https://t.co/HTanDbaiZp
— In the Time of Jezzers (@Jezzerat) May 22, 2023
does nobody remember gator tweet? pic.twitter.com/MhYjp69vg3
— Brendon (@3662brendon) May 22, 2023
How about when some random dorky gaming YouTuber cheated on his wife who dressed like an elf with his friend's wife who dresses like master chief, then his tumblr blog was exposed where he posts sexual sailor moon cosplay of himself and solicits nudes from his fans
— go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog (@MattGrippi) May 22, 2023
gotta be when it came out that ana mardoll was a nepotism hire at lockheed martin & countless smol bean/scold types lined up to defend him in the most outlandish ways (accusing critics of ableism/transphobia, admitting similarly obscene employment, no ethical consumption, etc)
— ｋ (@lawfulspice) May 21, 2023
The replies, the hashtag, everything associated with this was the funniest thing I've ever read. I've gone back and reread the comments again because they were so good!
— T (@BucWild007) May 23, 2023
Amazing response by all involved ðŸ' pic.twitter.com/Ts938qGUSq
I thought the one where the Kim possible facts guy admitted to pissing on his gfs couch was pretty good
— ðŸ-- (@reallychillman) May 21, 2023
my personal favorite https://t.co/wwa3M7vl3x pic.twitter.com/fNpNO9rUAV
— ｋ (@lawfulspice) May 22, 2023
— arbusto (@SenorBush) May 21, 2023
The day the Llamas were free!!!! pic.twitter.com/PmRhOvuDOI
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) May 24, 2023
That time a lady made a weird remark about AIDs before getting on the plane. She got cancelled mid-flight.
— Chris 🦎 🧠noot noot (@pinguhatesyou) May 21, 2023
Ben Shapiro's self-owning WAP review
— ðŸ·ðŸ¿ðŸ¾ðŸº ɪꜱ É´á´á´› ꜰɪᴄᴛɪá´É´ 🚨 (@dutchiegirlie) May 22, 2023
Bean dad was epic but the lawyer demanding to see license to sell food is an instant classic.
— IS EVERYBODY DUMB?? (probably parody) (@jeffavny) May 21, 2023
Europeans tipping in America. That tore my timeline apart.
— Michael - Tim Pool is a stochastic terrorist (@watchayakan) May 21, 2023
Fyre Fest is an all-timer.
— Jeff Samsonow (@jeffsamsonow) May 23, 2023
The lady who made chili for her neighbours and therefore was branded as an attempted killer 🤣
— Miss Kizzy🌈 (@KizzyD88) May 21, 2023
My personal favorite was that Republican rep from PA tweeting "I'm a black gay guy" from his main instead of his burner acct
— hellcheer defense attorney (@crownxxjules) May 23, 2023
One thing that was really funny was the guy who freaked out at Arm & Hammer over the shampoo he used for months being dog shampoo, because a dog on the bottle wasn't obvious enough that it isn't for humans.
— Jeremy Williams ðŸ¯â˜¯ï¸ (@Metalyger) May 23, 2023
meet me in temecula or the chiefs fan robbing banks. both up there
— jake, (@callmesh**to) May 21, 2023
Eve Barlow getting called Eve Fartlow in the replies and melting down so hard that she wrote a piece for Tablet Magazine about how getting called Eve Fartlow is the new pogrom.
— A Fistful of Double Downs (@FunkyRallan) May 23, 2023
While not the number one pick of all time I do think that no cheese sad wife should get its due in this discussion pic.twitter.com/tQyLYYNhOx
— c--- célèbre (@SnapdragonSynd) May 24, 2023
The flat earthers vs donut earthers meme war was the funniest 😂😂
— me posting Ls (@avgloomer) May 21, 2023
I'm disappointed to see no mention of the racist emu girl.
— Nah, I'm tired. 🌈 (@SallyMaelstrom) May 24, 2023
— Labbit (@Labbit) May 21, 2023
Jim Carrey's clash with Mussolini's granddaughter. pic.twitter.com/O18QbYt9N4
— Oliver Darko (@oliver_drk) May 21, 2023
When that nurse who got covid, got all those donations... then still went on that super spreader gay cruise, despite almost dying from covid the first time.
— Kandy DaThrush (@KandyDathrush) May 23, 2023
anne frank had white privilege
— Communist Pikachu (@szasinctrl) May 21, 2023
It had everything a good Twitter drama needed. Epic ratio, fiery discourse, @Popehat weighing in with one of my all time fav replies, and then by the end we all learned something (including the OP with what might be one of the best main character apologies to-date) pic.twitter.com/1WEXbVR7JJ
— Sarah Tonin (@MercifulSabre) May 25, 2023
The junior senator from Texas, Harvard law grad, Princeton debate genius, & 2016 GOP Presidential primary runner up Ted Cruz starring a stepmom pornography tweet for hours
— Bob Bob Bob (@NebraskaBobert) May 21, 2023
Off the top of my head:
— Gayest Tone (@gayest_tone) May 22, 2023
Gwen Snyder Chapo meltdown
CoffeeSpoonie Uber incident
The insane beastiality defender lady who posted horse based thirst tweets
Bowls stuck together. pic.twitter.com/1Nzy04iTZ6
— Tommy Lyles (@TommyLyles) May 24, 2023
Recency bias probably, but I enjoyed vagina phrenology
— Self Critical Thought (@SeCrTh_) May 23, 2023
When dril got doxed and everyone collectively decided to ignore it and leave him alone.
— Kevin Wright 2099 (@candywhorf) May 23, 2023
Oh and hey, look who it is!
Worth revisit every single time: https://t.co/GhJlSfI3R5
— kolya kuksenkov's toned calves (@kolyatheeswift) May 24, 2023
