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The Internet's Newest Object Of Ire? Renoir.

By Emily Chambers | Social Media | October 7, 2015 |

By Emily Chambers | Social Media | October 7, 2015 |

The headline “Renoir haters picket outside Museum of Fine Arts” made me immediately question if Pierre-Auguste Renoir was a secret wife beater or child molester. Surely the only reason to attack a respected artist who’s been dead for 97 years is if he was really and truly a horrible person. You would need a Cosby-level crime in order to tarnish the otherwise sterling reputation of a man considered to be one of the great Impressionist painters, wouldn’t you?

Not if you think that the artist sucks at painting.

Max Gellar doesn’t think Renoir is a bad person, he just doesn’t think Renoir’s very good at his job. Granted, the Instagram account is supposed to be funny, but that doesn’t mean it can’t also be used to change our ideas about which painters should be considered canonical. Should Renoir and other Impressionists continue to be as revered as they are given that there have been artists and art movements of equal importance in the intervening years? Couldn’t you argue that Postmodern and contemporary artists have more of an impact on our current daily lives especially given the increasing importance of art in architecture? Or that the fact that Impressionist art has been so co-opted by college students and Hallmark cards it’s rendered the rebellious nature of Impressionism moot thereby decreasing its emotional impact? Hasn’t Impressionism just become pretty, but muted watercolors?

Also Gellar has a solid point that Renoir just sucks at painting.

This #steamingpile is better than most #Renoir offerings because it accurately depicts what it'd be like to have a dome-piece that's 3x larger than what reasonable body proportions could possibly dictate: SHE CANNOT HOLD HER UP STRAIGHT; IT'S TOO BIG. AND SHE IS VERY SAD! #renoirsucksatpainting #sharpie_eyes

A photo posted by Renoir Sucks At Painting (@renoir_sucks_at_painting) on

Use of yellow: unconscionable. Composition: not nourishing. Shittyness of background: steaming. Treacle level: diabetic. & My, what a thick neck you have. #renoirsucksatpainting

A photo posted by Renoir Sucks At Painting (@renoir_sucks_at_painting) on

We can, if you, like, really want, examine more details of this #steamingpile later— such as the chicken that's affected with the chicken curse (#Salmonella), or the female-presenting old person with the white 5 o'clock shadow (WHICH LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE). But for now, let's just focus on the sprawled-out, single-lipped fetus-kid's sprawled-out face. Look at it. Look at his fucking face. #renoirsucksatpainting #sharpie_eyes #rottingvegetation #mooseknuckle

A photo posted by Renoir Sucks At Painting (@renoir_sucks_at_painting) on

This #steamingpile is titled: "Small-headed Child who Power-Lifts with #sharpie_eyes & uncircumcised fusiform fingers struggles to defend #Renoir's painting abilities on social media." #renoirsucksatpainting

A photo posted by Renoir Sucks At Painting (@renoir_sucks_at_painting) on

A famous artist painted this. I swear to God. #renoirsucksatpainting

A photo posted by Renoir Sucks At Painting (@renoir_sucks_at_painting) on

On the plus side, I think this means a hundred years from now another artist might have a flourishing career. Spanish Church Painting Lady, your day will come.

Spanish Church Painting.JPG

Emily Chambers is a Staff Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow her retweeting other people on Twitter.

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