Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Jodi Smith | Social Media | March 6, 2020
The Coronavirus isn’t spread by Chinese food or Corona beers. It isn’t stopped by face masks or praying. It is, however, susceptible to rigorous hand-washing for twenty seconds or more. I can understand not wanting to count or set a timer every time you wash your hands during the day (I have to believe everyone washes their hands multiple times a day just to get by right now, honestly), you can sing “Happy Birthday.” Of course, that gets old and boring fast.
Like all serious things, the internet set about making memes about hand-washing and actually put helpful information into them. Just follow these suggestions and your hands will be so clean that people will stop calling you Stink Palm.
Effective hand washing is one of our BEST weapons against #COVIDー19
— Dr Amir Khan GP (@DrAmirKhanGP) March 6, 2020
Here is how, with the help of bhangra!#coroavirus #CoronaVirusSA #CoronaVirusChallenge #Covid_19 #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/7Cr1VyAunf
I can have a little “Dune” hand washing meme as a treat pic.twitter.com/TSDpm2bOSd
— Solange Corbeau (@SolangeCorbeau) March 5, 2020
My 5 y/o learned a new hand washing song at school today.
— Kirsty Strickland (@KirstyStricklan) March 4, 2020
(To the tune of row, row, row your boat)
🎵Wash, wash, wash your hands,
wash the germs away,
If you don’t, you might get sick,
And that would ruin your day🎵
(x2)
Twitter user @JenMonnier has a whole thread of songs to sing instead of “Happy Birthday”. I’ve been singing the snippet of “Africa” alllll day while hand-washing.
3. Raspberry Beret (Prince)https://t.co/aB6gxpXJ8j
— Jen Monnier (@JenMonnier) March 2, 2020
6. Truth Hurts (Lizzo)https://t.co/kELQZTfYky
— Jen Monnier (@JenMonnier) March 2, 2020
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
— Christian DiCanio (@ctdicanio) March 2, 2020
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance
Louisiana explains hand washing usefully. from r/CoronavirusMemes
Josh can have a little hand-washing meme, as a treat. pic.twitter.com/h4mzrHDBwh
— Josh Spiegel (@mousterpiece) March 5, 2020
If you're looking for coronavirus updates, our website at https://t.co/Zpbyd1AuSD has useful info & links - including NHS hand washing advice. We also love this Lady Macbeth version shared by @UoYEnglish on Instagram; her soliloquy lasts about 20 seconds for a thorough hand wash pic.twitter.com/ei2baWDp1F
— University of York (@UniOfYork) March 4, 2020
I am absolutely *OBSESSED* with this Vietnamese PSA promoting hand-washing to tackle coronavirus pic.twitter.com/QSxhuH62Yt
— Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets) March 3, 2020
I call it the Jabberwashy. pic.twitter.com/4rdJif6eO8
— Gretchen McCulloch (@GretchenAMcC) March 5, 2020
Everyone seems to be posting those 20 second hand-washing suggestion memes. Here’s mine. @TheMuppets @KermitTheFrog @hensoncompany #MahNaMahNa pic.twitter.com/pmwNL2rls4
— Jared Aarons (@10NewsAarons) March 5, 2020
