And so it came to pass that in this wretched year of 2019, twelve years before the fall, that a chaotic yet sometimes generous universe gifted to doomed humanity another blessed meme to ease their passing into oblivion.
Witness please, in all his splendour, courtesy of Mike Uehleit’s Twitter: The Cohen testimony ‘Hallway Pizza Guy’ (who obviously may or may not be a staffer for some heinous politician and I should therefore feel antipathy towards him but you know what I’m just gonna go ahead and take this at face value before the news cycle finds him and we learn everything):
tfw you go to eat your hallway pizza and get told you’re in the live shot pic.twitter.com/ppkq9PJraO— Mike Uehlein (@MikeUehlein) February 27, 2019
I was impressed by the smooth handoff of the pizza box…and he remembered to get the water bottle! pic.twitter.com/4rIOizy8VB— Musadiq (@Bidar411) February 27, 2019
big mood pic.twitter.com/17PhHYZKNx— Eric Holl (@FrederickHoll) February 27, 2019
Naturally, though, as with anything that seems too good to be true, the official narrative was questioned too.
And, sure enough as night follows day:
I think we found our next brand ambassador— &pizza (@andpizza) February 27, 2019
(Source: Mike Uehlein’s Twitter)
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