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Social Media Goes Nuts For Cohen Testimony 'Hallway Pizza Guy'

By Petr Knava | Social Media | February 28, 2019 |

By Petr Knava | Social Media | February 28, 2019 |


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And so it came to pass that in this wretched year of 2019, twelve years before the fall, that a chaotic yet sometimes generous universe gifted to doomed humanity another blessed meme to ease their passing into oblivion.

Witness please, in all his splendour, courtesy of Mike Uehleit’s Twitter: The Cohen testimony ‘Hallway Pizza Guy’ (who obviously may or may not be a staffer for some heinous politician and I should therefore feel antipathy towards him but you know what I’m just gonna go ahead and take this at face value before the news cycle finds him and we learn everything):

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Naturally, though, as with anything that seems too good to be true, the official narrative was questioned too.

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And, sure enough as night follows day:

(Source: Mike Uehlein’s Twitter)


Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.


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