Redditor u/Challenger4664a is wise, for they know that asking about things with stupid names would be a goldmine for Ask Reddit. There are so many things that have ridiculous names that no one can take seriously and for just a small fee and some paperwork, a new nom de whatever would make people take notice of them. SERIOUS NOTICE.
Besides people named Tonka Loaderbot or Mitt, what are some things people would pay more attention to if they had new names?
Straight for the jugular, right out of the gate.
/lascivious eyebrow waggle
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