Leslie Jones Would Have Dated Thanos In Her Younger Days

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | August 1, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | August 1, 2018 |

Avengers: Infinity War released on digital platforms yesterday and it seems that Leslie Jones decided to snap it up. Luckily for us, she also live-tweeting her experience watching the flick for the first time.

SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR.

Sooooo I’m starting the avengers movie with the thanos dude and um I need to know how they starting on Asgard when Thor destroyed the planet or do I got it wrong

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

OH SHIT THIS MOVIE BOUT TO BE THE BOMB!! Lol y’all know I’m late to everything!! #AvengersInfinityWar

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

Ok so it’s gonna take me two days to watch this movie y’all too much shit keep happening I can’t take it. This muthafucka done beat up the hulk,killed the gate keeper and Loki! Damn the spoilers this is too much now! Like this dude from jail yo! He don’t give a fuck! pic.twitter.com/rr5j3ZyFPk

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

WAIT?! He killed Thor too?! What is happening is thanos Trump?! Omg

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

Man I love superhero movies. Had a blue and light blue cape in six grade moms made it for a parade but I wore it way past the parade. pic.twitter.com/mEMAwkpw6o

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

YOOOOO!! These villains ain’t fucking around!! And they straight ghetto too yo like gang banging in this mf!! Damn! I don’t think we gone beat them yo!! Fuuuuuuck!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

Dayum!! Captain America! pic.twitter.com/XqDgdmRk9e

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

Forgot about the homies!! pic.twitter.com/Kc1roYyh8m

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

AAAAAAAAAAAA YOOOOOOO WAKANDA!! THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! Lol they using all the folks!!

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

Ok you guys I can’t watch the whole thing I might die from excitement I have to go to bed. lol lol damn everybody so fine and heroey in this movie. Now don’t judge but I would have dated thanos in my 20s LMAO!! Wit his gangsta ass! Goodnight!! #heybighead #goingtobedonthatone

— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018

I honestly don’t know how Jones was able to turn off the movie and go to bed, but I look forward to her tweeting about that ending.