It’s been a while, so let’s check in with Voldemort-body-double and Florida Governor Rick Scott. What’ve you been up to, Rick? Just getting some coffee?
“You don’t care about working people! You should be ashamed to show your face around here!”
“I got us a million jobs.”
“A million jobs? GREAT. Who here has a great job? Or is looking forward to graduating, do you really feel like you have a job coming up? YOU STRIPPED WOMEN OF ACCESS TO PUBLIC HEALTHCARE. SHAME ON YOU, RICK SCOTT! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR STATE.”