Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Sarah Carlson | TV | December 31, 2013
In no particular order:
The Another Season Would Be Really Unnecessary Award: Homeland
The Guilty Pleasure Turned Hate Watch Award: Scandal
The Best Look Award: Laura Benanti, The Sound of Music Live!
The Best at Everything, Including Death, Award: Sherlock, Sherlock
The Best Spawner of Crackpot Theories Award: Mad Men
The Noooooooooooooooooo! Award: Boardwalk Empire
The This Almost Makes Us Forget About His Role in Entourage Award: Mr. Selfridge
The Thank You For This Award: True Blood
The You’ll Be Missed (Haters to the Left) Award: Matt Smith, Doctor Who
The I’m Glad I Gave This Another Shot Because It’s Pretty Damn Cute Award: Hart of Dixie
The Thanks For Repeatedly Crushing My Soul Award: Rectify
The I Can’t Believe I’m Rooting for the Death of a Kid Award: Carl, The Walking Dead
The Now Here is a Kid Character I’d Watch In His Own Show Award: Bert, Trophy Wife
The Best Guest Star Award: Jim Beaver (Justified, Breaking Bad, Longmire)
The This Cast is So Perfect Award: Orange is the New Black
The Best Performance by a Bedazzled Speedo Award: Behind the Candelabra
The Best Performance by Anything Ever Award: Rob Lowe’s face, Behind the Candelabra
The Showrunner We Most Want to Punch in the Face Award: Julian Fellowes, Downton Abbey
The Best Use of Wigs Award: Orphan Black
The DEAR GOD WHY Award: Tie, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad
Sarah Carlson is a TV Critic for Pajiba. She lives in San Antonio. You can find her on Twitter.
