Dear Lord if THIS is the Clip They're Using to Promote This, How Bad is the Rest Of It?

Comedy’s great, innit? Comedy. Laughs. Laughing. Who doesn’t love it? Who could not love comedy?

I’m guessing whoever chose this clip to promote Pete Davidson’s—that bloke who owns a penis—upcoming Netflix stand-up special:

And here it is with subtitles, because, you know—every word counts.

Pete Davidson. February 25th. Microphone and all. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/DrQvMYdVAg

— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) February 12, 2020

My dude, you alright? What’re you doing? What is that?