Guys, I made a huge mistake. In yesterday’s post about how much I’m loving female led TV right now, I neglected to include You’re the Worst.
But in a small attempt to make it up to you, let’s talk all about last night’s glorious episode. Spoilers, clearly.
1.) Heathstead from Buckle Your Shoes
While I have it on good authority that the British don’t actually care about Halloween, I’m also unfamiliar enough with British TV that I had to double check that Buckle Your Shoes, about an assistant deacon who sleeps with the constable’s daughter and is forced to hideout as a ladies’ shoe salesman, isn’t a real show. Also I might have had to look up several of those words. The Brits are weird.
2.) Sex Goddess Lindsay 69
Why do I always forget I don’t have to give Siri my real name?
3.) The Situation from the Jersey Shore.
Only because I was sure he was A.J McClean circa 1998.
4.) Literally everything from the haunted house.
The whole thing was amazing. But specifically:
AJ McClean The Situation boning Steven Spielberg,
Buffalo Bill helping Lindsay finally overcome her helplessness,
and Veron’s joy at the “real live Babadook.”
You can do it, Lindsay. Really. You can become a better, less quitty person. Just don’t become too much of a better person. We like you the way you are.