Is This The Quickest Honk, Or The Shortest Traffic Light?

Philosophers throughout the ages have argued over the grand questions and themes that underpin the universe and shape our humanity.

If a tree falls in the forest and no-one’s around, does it make a sound?

Can there be morality without an omniscient god?

Why is there something rather than nothing?

Tbh they’re all a waste of time compared to the One True Question that needs answering:

Is This The Quickest Honk, Or The Shortest Traffic Light?

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Jessie Wallace lives in London and plays music