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How Does The Han Solo Movie Have A Cast Photo And Still No Title Yet?

By Victoria McNally | Star Wars | February 21, 2017 |

By Victoria McNally | Star Wars | February 21, 2017 |

It’s official: the Han Solo movie is currently filming. And to prove it, directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller posed on the bridge of the Millennium Falcon with Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia Clarke, Donald Glover, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and Joonas Suotamo as Chewbacca. (Thandie Newton is also officially part of the cast but is not pictured here, presumably because the radiance of her visage would distract everyone on set.)

“Cameras are rolling on the adventure-filled past of the iconic scoundrel and everyone’s favorite Wookiee,” says the official announcement on StarWars.Com. “Principal photography on the untitled Han Solo Star Wars Story officially began February 20 at Pinewood Studios, London.”

Wait, I’m gonna stop you right there. “Untitled?” Still????? Still, you guys? What are you waiting for already? Are you still stuck on ideas?

If it’s that tough coming up with one, we could help. Feel free to use any of these, as brainstormed by the Pajiba overlords:

- Han Solo: A Star Wars Story
- Star Wars: Attack Of The Nerf Herder
- Han Shot Even Firster
- The Force Just Got Hot
- Han and Chewie: Totally Fucked
- The Paradise Snare
(That’ll really freak out the EU nerds)
- Brown Hair, Don’t Care
- Han and Lando in the Morning
- Han Solo And The Sorcerer’s Sabacc Game, Or Maybe the Philosopher’s Depending On Which Country You Live In
- Don’t Fly Casual
- It’s Hard Out There for a Corellian
- The Force Is So White It’s Blinding
- Han Solo: Space Nazi Puncher
- You Have to Kessel Walk Before You Can Kessel Run
- Star Wars: Emilia Can’t Pull Off Those Bangs: The Han Solo Story: A Star Wars Story: Seriously Nice Try With the Bangs Though
- Space Capes

Or you could just go with “The Han Solo Adventures,” I guess. It’s really not that hard. Just figure it out before the movie hits theaters in May 2018, K?

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