Listen, people, I don’t have a lot of time to get into this. Let’s keep it simple: Aya Goddamn Cash.
Jesus. Ok, so partly it’s that Cash seems fairly comfortable having a potty mouth, and I’m fucking into that. Also something I’m into?
Partly it’s the dog, partly it’s the “Feeling gassy” tag, but mostly it’s the nearly unbearable level of hair envy I’m experiencing.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT SHADE OF RED? ONLY TO REALIZE THAT I CAN’T PULL IT OFF, AND HAVE TO SETTLE FOR COPPER?
Goddammit, you’re pretty.
Which, yes, is really what most of this boils down to for me. Aya Cash is Gretchen Cutler, and Gretchen Cutler, you goddamn floor me.
I think women who have intimidating eyebrows are hot and awesome. Also, one time she did this:
I literally have no idea what to do with that, but I’m so glad it exists in the world. And I don’t want to pull a fast one on your mind boners here (phrasing), but after Cash puts on that very uncomfortable, hot outfit and makes buttsex funny, she breaks your heart in four parts
I mean, how does a person even do that with her face so that you get all of the feelings?!
Ok, fine, I’m done with the feelings talk. It’s just that I love you so much.