Why do I even go on Twitter?
You’ve probably heard about the Equifax settlement where all of the LARGE PRINT made you believe the company would have to pay out $125 to everyone affected who declined the free credit monitoring for 10 years. Yeah, about that dollar amount…
If you really want to #MakeEquifaxPay, claim the 10 years of free credit monitoring (value = $2,000) not the cash. No matter what, the company has to fund credit monitoring for every claimant.— Rep. Katie Porter (@RepKatiePorter) July 27, 2019
To see if you qualify, visit: https://t.co/Pc2dw2fdxq
Let’s see, who else can eat sh*t this week. Ah, Representative Jody Hice, you wanted to say something?
.@AOC and the Squad deliberately misled the American people by claiming that detainees are “drinking from toilets.”— Rep. Jody Hice (@CongressmanHice) July 29, 2019
Migrants have potable water, have shelter, and are being fed.
The constant attacks against our brave border patrol agents must stop! pic.twitter.com/lxTIZTnenH
Nikki Haley’s tweet defending President Tr*mp’s Baltimore remarks is basis enough to make my list today but a response to it was even worse.
To me, its like he is talking to a child, who needs to clean their room. As a parent who cares for this country, he is doing his job. I use that analogy, so folks, can see its not racist, to tell you to clean your room.— Elena (@Elenainspires) July 30, 2019
Baltimore, you’re just a child who needs to clean your room of Black folks. See? NOT RACIST AT ALL, KIDS.
Finally, Alan Dershowitz can eat ten kinds of sh*t for making the argument that 16-year-olds able to get abortions should be able to have sex with whomever, y’all. EW.
I stand by the constitutional (not moral) argument I offered in my controversial oped: if a 16 year old has the constitutional right to have an abortion without state or parental interference, how could she not have the constitutional right to engage in consensual sex? 1/ https://t.co/48Thb8Uaym— Alan Dershowitz (@AlanDersh) July 29, 2019
So, it’s only Tuesday? Cool. Cool cool cool.
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