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Should You Grow a 'Mad Men' Mustache?

By Sarah Carlson | Mad Men | April 7, 2015 |

By Sarah Carlson | Mad Men | April 7, 2015 |

The most talked-about part of Mad Men’s return for its final run of episodes Sunday has to be the ‘staches. Yes, with their facial hair, Roger Sterling and Ted Chaough quickly let us know we’d rounded the corner into the ’70s:


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And lo, the trend pieces poured in, from those simply basking in the perceived glory of the pornstache, to those debating who wore it best, to those citing this as a sign the trend has returned.

So: Should you jump on the handlebar bandwagon? I’ve put together a detailed, five-question quiz based on extensive research to help you find out.


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That’s it — those are the only five questions worth asking and answering here, folks. If you answered no to all of them, then I’m sorry to say, you should live a ‘stache-free life.

However, if you can pull off Stan’s Mountain Man look, then by all means, don’t keep us waiting.

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Sarah Carlson is Television Editor for Pajiba. You can find her on Twitter.