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A Very Mature And Measured Response To Trump's Ongoing Immigration Policies

By Emily Cutler | Late Night TV | February 23, 2017 |

By Emily Cutler | Late Night TV | February 23, 2017 |


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OK, I can’t imagine anyone reading this website would be in favor of either the wall or the travel Muslim ban increased screening process, ah, fuck it, it’s a Muslim ban, but just in case, there’s already a twenty-step process in place to screen refuges. On average the process takes almost two years. Additionally, no immigrant or refuge from the banned countries have killed anyone on U.S. soil. No deaths. In fact, even believing that Muslims are more likely than other groups to commit a terrorist act is false. This is a solution in search of a problem, and also the solution is super racist.

As for the wall, well, that horse is dead, yes? Immigrants, even undocumented ones, commit fewer crimes than natural born citizens, pay taxes into systems from which they’ll never see benefits, and, by and large, aren’t coming from Mexico anymore. So the wall solves a problem that doesn’t actually have many of the negative cited effects from 20 years ago. Great job, Don!

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And just for good measure: