Facts:

1) A lot of things suck right now.

2) Day drinking is God’s gift to humans.

3) Seth Meyers is always better when accompanied by hilarious black women.

Thank you, Seth and Retta, for giving us comfort in these dark times, something to aspire to, and the biggest jealousy headache I’ve experienced since seeing Laurel Healy’s trenchcoat. You’re truly doing the Lord’s work.

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