Welcome, friends, to Thursday morning. It’s cold and foggy here, and last night the sports fanatics kept me awake with their revelry. There was apparently a sport event which was of great interest to a number of people, but I haven’t been able to find any news coverage on it. Oh well.
But the real point is that I’m tired, feeling the ache in my joints, and need a solid boost today. Enter Seth Meyers. (Also we should probably get this going now: #MeyersPajibaTen2017.)
I swear to God, if he screws up and gives a platform for Johnny Depp’s comeback tour or some such nonsense, I will flip my lid. Until then, I’ll continue watching and rewatching Seth’s final rant until I can recite it flawlessly. Thanks for the #lifegoals, Meyers.