What Even Is Reality? 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey' Gets A Trailer

I didn’t grow up on A.A. Milne’s stories about Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends in the 100 Acre Woods but I do know they are part of a beloved children’s literary and cartoon universe. I’ve always been a fan of Piglet. Although maybe not so much anymore.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?! That’s not right. I’ve seen online rumblings about this movie for a while now. But I thought it was a joke.

This image is going to stick with me for a while.

If this is what happens when we give up the imaginary friends of our youth I have created many, many monsters. I apologize for all of the carnage my old Cabbage Patch Kid dolls may someday be responsible for. No word on when or where Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey will be available to watch. But don’t you worry. I’ll find it.