Nic Cage is not very interested in your Oscar-bait movies. He wants to be able to spin his insanity dial up to dickety-three, slap on an odd wig or hair color, and screech his way through something mind-numbingly insane.
Of course, he’s going to play a character called The Janitor in a movie described thusly:
A quiet drifter is tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Wally’s Wonderland. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronics. Fists fly, kicks land, titans clash — and only one side will make it out alive. -via IMDB
Titans clash? What? This is hilarious. Even more so when you hear director Kevin Lewis’ description of the flick:
“I see this movie as Pale Rider vs Killer Klowns from Outer Space.” -via Bloody Disgusting
WHAT. Let’s just look at a clip.
Oh, wait. That’s not it. Hmmm.
It seems that Wally’s Wonderland is currently filming with Party of Five star Emily Tosta joining a cast that includes Cage as well as Beth Grant (No Country for Old Men), Ric Reitz (The Resident) and Chris Warner (Machete).
People, we need blood sacrifices, prayers to your chosen deity, and whatever else we need to do to ensure this big bag of crazy makes it to a theater near you, even if only for one hour. I BELIEVE IN US.
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