By The Pajiba Staff | Film | December 10, 2019 |
By The Pajiba Staff | Film | December 10, 2019 |
The ten films below are what we believe are the ten movies assholes are most inclined to defend. If one of the movies were to come up at a party, or in a comments section, or on social media, or the Pajiba workplace Slack, invariably someone will say, “Well, actually, that movie is not that bad,” or “that movie gets a bad rap,” or “that movie was ahead of its time,” or “if you actually saw the movie, you’d know how good it was,” or “Release the Snyder cut!”
Here are those terrible movies, presented without comment. Defenders will be judged accordingly:
John Carter
Sucker Punch (and Watchmen)
The Postman
Speed Racer
The Last Action Hero
Van Helsing
Suicide Squad
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Josie and the Pussycats
Alien Resurrection
Bonus: Neither Eric Bana nor Edward Norton’s Hulk movies are bad, but neither deserve the level of defending they respectively receive, especially Norton’s.
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