Here we go again. David Ayer has revealed his costumed Suicide Squad team and they are underwhelming.
It looks like instead of playing Killer Croc, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is playing Goomba from Super Mario Bros.. I mean, this is a super villain team and those Goombas could be real sneaky jerks. Harley Quinn is wearing short shorts, shitty tattoos, and her trademark blue hair…wait. Nope. That’s not right. Margot Robbie looks as though she’s got Harley’s spirit down, at least in this photo. Then the costume department decided even following her classic black and red would be too hard.
Jai Courtney’s Boomerang just fell off a hobo train and landed in desperation. Enchantress was clearly brought back from the dead very recently and Flagg just got done chasing the dragon.
I feel like Will Smith’s mask-less Deadshot is the only thing that looks right in this photo, unless the entire Suicide Squad has a ritual of swimming in a shit pipe before posing for team photos.
Oh, Harl. If only he were dead and if only he would hate this incarnation of you.
UPDATED: Here is Deadshot with a mask. I’m on board.