Why Is Someone Texting Armie Hammer Sexy Evil Doll Pics?
Like a lot of us, movie star Armie Hammer was shaken by the atrocious events by white supremacists and Neo-Nazis (and other bigoted shit heads) in Charlottesville, Virginia this weekend. So he tweeted about it.
And if this tweet makes you feel defensive or angry, don't worry… I have a knuckle sandwich for you to make you feel better.— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) August 13, 2017
And the responses were pretty much what you expect. Some agreed. Some argued violence is never the answer. A lot of people referenced Green Lantern because it was rumored at some point Hammer might take on the role if the franchise was rebooted. And then there’s this:
A busty Annabelle doll giving duck face. And that’s just the first in a deeply bizarre thread.
Annabelle also likes the beach.
And showing off her yoga moves.
There’s more, including this NSFW one. I have so many questions. Why does anyone own a “sexy” Annabelle? Why are they showing it off to the world as if the deadly doll is now a wild starlet seeking Daily Mail headlines? And WHY are they sending these to Armie Hammer when he’s talking about the great American pastime of Nazi punching?
I don’t have answers. This was really just a ploy. Because some things can’t be unseen, and I don’t want to be alone in this awful place.
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