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Why Is Someone Texting Armie Hammer Sexy Evil Doll Pics?

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | August 14, 2017 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | August 14, 2017 |

Like a lot of us, movie star Armie Hammer was shaken by the atrocious events by white supremacists and Neo-Nazis (and other bigoted shit heads) in Charlottesville, Virginia this weekend. So he tweeted about it.

And the responses were pretty much what you expect. Some agreed. Some argued violence is never the answer. A lot of people referenced Green Lantern because it was rumored at some point Hammer might take on the role if the franchise was rebooted. And then there’s this:

A busty Annabelle doll giving duck face. And that’s just the first in a deeply bizarre thread.

Annabelle also likes the beach.

And showing off her yoga moves.

There’s more, including this NSFW one. I have so many questions. Why does anyone own a “sexy” Annabelle? Why are they showing it off to the world as if the deadly doll is now a wild starlet seeking Daily Mail headlines? And WHY are they sending these to Armie Hammer when he’s talking about the great American pastime of Nazi punching?

I don’t have answers. This was really just a ploy. Because some things can’t be unseen, and I don’t want to be alone in this awful place.

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.