What The Fu*k Even Is Ezra Miller's Jawline?
What the fuck even is Ezra Miller’s Jawline?
Seriously, does anyone know?
I consider myself a fairly learn-ed man, with many fine books lining my shelves and hours upon hours of scholarly study behind me. There are relatively complex concepts that I grasp well enough. Some things I know in quite a lot of depth.
But what the hell is going on here?
How many football fields is this?
How does this happen? Why does no-one talk of it?!
Wake up, sheeple! There can be only one explanation.
Strange, eldritch horrors walk among us. Half-men-half-Stonehenge creatures, passing as human, in all walks of life.
They entertain us:
They drive fast cars in a circle over and over again:
But everyone slips up eventually, and they went too far with Ezra.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT WHEN YOU’RE BLOCKING OUT THE SUN?!
IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU’RE MIGHTY MIST-…
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