International human rights lawyer Amal Clooney and her husband of three years, actor and former Batman George Clooney, have just welcomed a pair of twins to this planet we’re living on (which in no way resembles a flaming trash can so why even worry?). Sadly the pair did not go with my baby name suggestions (Pineapple and Prudence, obvi), and have instead named the children Ella and Alexander. Which is totally fine by me — I shall recycle my suggestion on my own highly theoretical future offspring at a later date.
Apparently Amal and the twins are happy and healthy and doing well, and “George is sedated, and should recover in a few days,” according to the couple’s joint statement. George’s dad jeans had no comment, but we can assume they are also pleased to finally be thematically relevant.
Congrats to the whole family!