Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, which means social media was filled with performative romance. Because it’s not really love unless your partner gives you something worth sharing on Instagram. For Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West, that meant hiring Kenny G for a bizarre solo concert.
NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day 💋💋💋 pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019
Best husband award goes to mine 🙋🏻♀️!!!! Most thoughtful gifts ever!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3g1iwXeJE— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019
Now, we have a lot of questions about this gift. Like, Kim, where is your living room furniture? And did Kenny G have to patiently wait while some poor personal assistant placed a field of vases in between him and where Kim would be? Because it doesn’t look like there’s any room to move through those roses. And what did Kenny G do to deserve being treated like a box of chocolates?
Twitter likewise had a lot of feelings about this Valentine.
This looks a little like Jigsaw put Kenny G in a trap. https://t.co/iirWQSmBjw— edgarwright (@edgarwright) February 15, 2019
a world where everyone had forgotten the music of Kenny G…everyone, that is, except Kanye West— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 14, 2019
when you're only 80% sure you hired Kenny G to come to the house but ok pic.twitter.com/fOQQvLISY5— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 14, 2019
I have so many questions. Is Kenny G still playing? How long is he there for? Did Kanye set all those flowers up? WHY DO I CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS WHAT SORCERY? https://t.co/f6OI36yuNt— Adam B. Vary (@adambvary) February 14, 2019
HONESTLY REAL LOVE IS TRAPPING KENNY G IN A ROOM IN YOUR HOME https://t.co/vzsStrABQo— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 14, 2019
Very similar to how The Police tried to trap Sting in the '80s. pic.twitter.com/J5vi5MQPpq— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) February 14, 2019
ok but why didn't you record Kenny G trying to leave and knocking over 45 individual rose vases https://t.co/A4cS14rW6z— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 14, 2019
Kenny G getting outta there pic.twitter.com/IUpIY56VUu— Flake (@PeaceLoveFlake) February 14, 2019
if it's just Kenny G in ur house and all the furniture is gone, that's a break in— Vanessa Golembewski (@vgolembewski) February 14, 2019
If Kenny G was in my living room I would leave.— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) February 15, 2019
Christ, if I got home home and Kenny G was standing in a field of dead flowers in my living room I’d burn the house down— Terri White (@Terri_White) February 14, 2019
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