By Petr Navovy | Celebrity | October 4, 2021
Up until a few years ago (or whenever the hell it actually was—it might’ve been weeks, who even knows with the way time is these days), I had never heard of Grimes. Not once did her name or music cross over into my often very ignorant world. I still wouldn’t be able to name or identify a song of hers, but at least now I know who she is. Sort of. I know she was with Elon Musk. That’s when I became aware of her—when she got together with a guy whose existence I wish I also wasn’t aware of. All that is to say: I’ve got minimal knowledge or opinion about Grimes. You don’t need to know much however to see that these images that emerged of her over the weekend, out and about in LA, reading the Communist Manifesto while dressed like a pantomime Batman villain, are objectively hilarious:
paparazzi followed me 2 a shoot so I tried 2 think what I could do that would yield the most onion-ish possible headline and it worked haha pic.twitter.com/9w8pPwIFAq
— Grimes 🪠(@Grimezsz) October 3, 2021
Twitter, of course, had thoughts on the matter:
the funniest thing about grimes photo op is that she chose communist manifesto even though the manifesto is only like 10 pages long
— friedrice engels (@markisalemonist) October 3, 2021
Grimes is doing some good reading! pic.twitter.com/TO4Xh7hM7i
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) October 3, 2021
the irony of Grimes having someone take fake candids of her pretending to read the communist manifesto in an outfit that costs more than my entire salary for a year https://t.co/ekYtEXOwvl
— sh**ter @Unique and Digitally Scarce (@cavegremlin) October 2, 2021
oh sure now she reads it pic.twitter.com/SGqsCM8Fe3
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) October 3, 2021
I hope that Grimes posing reading Marx sends a lot of young, impressionable fans on a journey that gets quickly to where they realise why she's just a poser and ends with them helping build a world that her ex husband and son will have to flee in a rocket
— Spooky Scary Sophia 🌈ðŸ™ðŸ§™â€â™€ï¸ (@theymerSophie) October 2, 2021
Grimes pic.twitter.com/nWI3oxWrho
— Dr Gay (@penismouth3) October 3, 2021
grimes sucks extremely bad and the idea of her breaking up with the richest man on earth and then immediately calling the paparazzi to take photos of her dressed like an elf casually circling her $2 million house while she squints at a copy of the communist manifest is SOOO FUNNY
— 🌸alexis moore🌸 (@alexisparade) October 3, 2021
Grimes lookin like she's gonna give me a side quest for the thieves guild pic.twitter.com/8vUpN6ZrP7
— MC Do-Well (@AdequatelyFunny) October 3, 2021
Grimes in Los Angeles today pic.twitter.com/21Uk8knFct
— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) October 3, 2021
this is a CIA op. https://t.co/Uhvg5SLrFR
— âœðŸ¼ roxana | ✊🼠zivar | âš’ï¸ hadadi (@roxana_hadadi) October 2, 2021
Grimes walking around LA reading Karl Marx pic.twitter.com/NQlebHX3Zc
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) October 2, 2021
I don't know, I think Grimes looks really nice in the candid photos that weren't staged at all pic.twitter.com/beYQxQsmZN
— 🟠 Cedar ⫷ʟᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ⫸ áá“ᑎᑰᑳá“🪶 (@zesegan) October 3, 2021
Damn Grimes taking the breakup bad huh https://t.co/xWlf2CldTj pic.twitter.com/NZM8jkOxRB
— alex BOOrel lanz 👽 (@alexlaurellanz) October 3, 2021
Me pretending to do the mandatory reading in uni https://t.co/fMB7RBPDeN
— Ally ðŸ³ï¸â€âš§ï¸ (@AllyTaylorIE) October 3, 2021
Here’s my prediction: Grimes is going to rebound by dating Joe Rogan, Musk is going to rebound by dating Kyrsten Sinema
— pixelatedboo-at aka “mr spooky tweets” (@pixelatedboat) October 3, 2021
Im doing the grimes thing with a open DVD case of 30 rock season 2
— helena (@freshhel) October 3, 2021
silicon valley tech bro culture needs to end pic.twitter.com/ySL8HwxzvH
— Bes D. Marx (@besf0rt) October 3, 2021
crypto and gaming pic.twitter.com/LYfojvW6zY
— jorts (@ftmensch) October 3, 2021
Imagine telling a blacklisted screenwriter in the 50s that The Communist Manifesto would eventually be a prop in celebrity breakups https://t.co/JYEvq0LVyJ
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) October 3, 2021
thanks but there's only one Grimes whose thoughts on labor are of interest to me pic.twitter.com/jlamxSYh2V
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 3, 2021