Tom Sandoval Reaches Peak White Dude, Starts a Podcast No One Asked For

Tom Sandoval is getting off on the negative attention. I really think so. That is the only logical explanation for this:

Yes, the Scandoval perpetrator has a podcast now. It releases today. It’s called “Everybody Loves Tom.” If I have nothing better to do later maybe I’ll listen to it, but don’t get your hopes up. In the last 24 hours, he’s been on an internet media blitz to prepare. Last night was the premiere of em>Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test/em> season 2, in which Sandoval competes. He could be seen in a confessional clip saying, “The whole country is pissed off at me” and “I wanna get punished.” Before that aired, he posted the above podcast promo video, as well as this one:

And this one:

He loves this, unfortunately. He’s the most famous he’s ever been, and it doesn’t look like his 15 minutes are going to be up anytime soon. We’re still waiting on the next season of Vanderpump Rules to see how else he makes a fool of himself. Maybe this was his plan all along, to take our collective hatred and ride it straight to the bank. If it was, it’s working.

The Spotify description of the show reads as follows:

“It’s been 7 months since Scandoval began, and now, Tom is FINALLY telling his side of things.” Yes. Finally. “Welcome to Everybody Loves Tom, a brand new podcast from Vanderpump Rules star, Tom Sandoval. Join him every week while he chats with celebrity guests, VPR cast mates, and dives deeper into his personal life than ever before.” Than ever before? Are you sure? You’re on a reality show, we know too much about you already. Also, what VPR cast mates are going to talk to you? The other Tom? Oh boy, can’t miss that!

Sandoval’s erstwhile companion, Rachel Leviss, is also working on a podcast, which she revealed in a conversation with Bethenny Frankel on her podcast. It’s too many podcasts, honestly, but if that’s the best she can get after Mr. Scandoval ruined her life, so be it. Hopefully she’ll have more to talk about than the affair. Sandoval, on the other hand, clearly plans to milk his infamy for all its worth.