We’ve known John Mulaney is hilarious. But finally, the world is catching up on the simple, undeniable truth that John Mulaney is hot. As he hosted Saturday Night Live for the second time this weekend, he and his friends shared photos. And the thirst was real.
It began gently, with a behind-the-scenes photo snapped by his wife, Annamarie Tendler.
Then things heated up as the show rolled along. We knew from the Oscars that Mulaney isn’t afraid of fashion. Still, his SNL portrait that riffs on Patti Smith was unexpected. And hot.
Patti Smith, 1975 / John Mulaney, 2019 pic.twitter.com/FsnB3ziyqW— dilara elbir (@elbirdilara) March 4, 2019
"Horses (Loose in a Hospital)," 1975 https://t.co/rorYD5IDzA— David Fear (@davidlfear) March 4, 2019
who decided to make mulaney sexier than usual…he hasnt been this hot since the lou reed bumper from last season pic.twitter.com/8eDMIQO61z— existential babey (@corduroygoblin) March 4, 2019
“New York City is the place where they said…— John Mulaney (@mulaney) April 15, 2018
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side” (Photo by the incredible Mary Ellen Matthews) pic.twitter.com/6rndZlf3xp
Then his Oh, Hello co-creator/co-star Nick Kroll posted this moody pic that looked like a smoke show cover album of his own.
i never thought of john mulaney as attractive before and then someone posted this picture and i about lost it pic.twitter.com/f8AishwnKO— 𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 ✰ (@songsofchalamet) March 3, 2019
Then Mulaney had the internet swooning by making his wife a part of his fashion and finale farewell.
Then, the couple posted MORE pics, showing off the shirt, their cuteness, and their real-life bestie Pete Davidson going twinsies.
It’s like Team Mulaney are beginning the Pajiba 10 FYC campaign early. We’re not mad at it. And neither is the internet, who’s crushing on Mulaney in various ways.
That John Mulaney likes Hitchcock’s ROPE means that he’s a queer ally.— ❄️kyle (win)turner❄️ (@TyleKurner) March 3, 2019
I met John Mulaney one time. He was with another bigger comic I sorta knew and she came over, hugged me, & said “Sorry I don’t remember your name but I know we’ve met.” Without missing a beat, John hugged me & said “I don’t remember your name but we’ve never met.” It was perfect.— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) March 3, 2019
i was gonna go to sleep but i saw people talking about john mulaney being hot so obviously i’m back again— hannah (@okaywithits) March 4, 2019
You think you're sexy with your stubble and sideburns and turtleneck and soulful blue eyes, mulaney? You want me to fall in love with you? You wouldn't know what to do with me, you delicious slice of man-cake. https://t.co/26tiEDl4s1— Kevin Troxell (@kevin_troxell) February 28, 2019
me: white men aren’t funny— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) March 3, 2019
john mulaney: *exists*
me: *through clenched teeth* some white men might be funny
john mulaney doing an impression of an old timey police siren, you say? pic.twitter.com/PaIOuDRs4I— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 4, 2019
protect john mulaney at all costs pic.twitter.com/S5CqHgnNmd— juju ✧ (@nycjulianna) March 3, 2019
Bonus content, Jay Pharoah’s on-point Mulaney impression.
This impression of John Mulaney by Jay Pharoah is fantastic pic.twitter.com/KbGc0aXNd2— Alicia Redd (@AliciaRedd2) March 3, 2019
Image sources (in order of posting): Nick Kroll, Instagram