Being an A-list actor is harder than it looks. You don’t just have to spend hours perfecting your body for strenuous action sequences — you also have to watch that footage all over again and yell perfectly in time with it without any shame, despite how ridiculous you look and sound when that footage, say, accidentally gets released as the official trailer for a Mummy movie.
Hugh Jackman, though, has zero shame, which is exactly why he released exactly that kind of footage from his time at Logan on his Twitter account for all of us to see and appreciate:
It’s clear to me now that because Hugh Jackman is officially retired as Wolverine, there is only one franchise where he can adequately utilize his exceptional grunting talents: Dragon Ball Z.
Now, don’t get it twisted, Pajiba: I’m not recommending that Jackman join the cast of yet another embarrassing whitewashed anime remake, like the already existing Dragon Ball movie that stars Emmy Rossum. I want Jackman to roll up to the Funimation studios and do this kind of thing:
Let’s all be honest with ourselves: it’s his true calling.