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You Will Never Have A Sibling Rivalry As Hilarious And Acidic As That Of The Gallagher Brothers

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | August 5, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | August 5, 2019 |


Everyone knows that there are certain absolutes in life: death, taxes, and brothers that form rock bands together will eventually hate each other. A prime example of the latter can be found in the Gallagher Brothers of Oasis. Although the band broke up in 2009, Noel and Liam have spent the near-decade since verbally raking each other’s balls over hot coals in interviews and social media posts. The latest barb comes from Noel in an interview with The Guardian:

Interviews are an occupational hazard, but that’s because they’re such weird situations. You’re sat in a room with some guy from Stockholm who you’ve never met and he’s asking you about your mum. It’s f*cking preposterous. Because the honest answer to that is: ‘What’s it got to do with you?’ But the smart answer is always: ‘I liked her until she gave birth to Liam.’

That is a Grade A sibling burn, right there, kids. And that’s coming from a man that’s had a myriad of brother insults hurled both from his mouth and toward his head. Let’s look back at some of the Gallagher Brother sniping that led us to this, one of the most glorious moments in brotherly verbal fisticuffs.

1994 interview with NME:

In 2009, Noel told Q that Liam is:

He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

Honestly, Liam is the king of kid insults lobbed at Noel:

Then, recently, Liam supposedly threatened Noel’s wife via Whatsapp messages to his niece/Noel’s daughter:

Notice he doesn’t apologize to Noel:

Honestly, if Noel ever wants to pull ahead in this battle of the half-wits, he will have to step his Twitter game up sufficiently. Maybe find a vegetable to compare Liam to and post unflattering photos weekly. He may want to be less of a petty bitch too:

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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.

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