You Will Never Have A Sibling Rivalry As Hilarious And Acidic As That Of The Gallagher Brothers

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | August 5, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | Celebrity | August 5, 2019 |

Everyone knows that there are certain absolutes in life: death, taxes, and brothers that form rock bands together will eventually hate each other. A prime example of the latter can be found in the Gallagher Brothers of Oasis. Although the band broke up in 2009, Noel and Liam have spent the near-decade since verbally raking each other’s balls over hot coals in interviews and social media posts. The latest barb comes from Noel in an interview with The Guardian:

Interviews are an occupational hazard, but that’s because they’re such weird situations. You’re sat in a room with some guy from Stockholm who you’ve never met and he’s asking you about your mum. It’s f*cking preposterous. Because the honest answer to that is: ‘What’s it got to do with you?’ But the smart answer is always: ‘I liked her until she gave birth to Liam.’

That is a Grade A sibling burn, right there, kids. And that’s coming from a man that’s had a myriad of brother insults hurled both from his mouth and toward his head. Let’s look back at some of the Gallagher Brother sniping that led us to this, one of the most glorious moments in brotherly verbal fisticuffs.

1994 interview with NME:

Me growing my hair long is more exciting than anything noel gallghers high flying pretend spaced out pancakes will ever do LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 20, 2019

Noel Gallagher aka shit bag blanks premiere not 1 fucking rag mention it if it was the other way round I'd be hung bunch of cunts LG

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) October 3, 2016

In 2009, Noel told Q that Liam is:

He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

#happymanwithaforkinaworldofsoup pic.twitter.com/G7pDhE9KO7

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 13, 2019

Honestly, Liam is the king of kid insults lobbed at Noel:

Potato pic.twitter.com/naIX8TpppC

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016

Scary clown buying milk last seen in waitrose Maida Vale call the cops as you were LG x pic.twitter.com/BLVL3LrlpJ

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) October 14, 2016

So it’s the footage of me singing live forever at the one love concert that’s upset team NG maybe it’s the shame of the not so mighty little fella not showing up because he was too busy supping bubbles on a dingy with what’s her face AS YOU WERE LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 18, 2019

Then, recently, Liam supposedly threatened Noel’s wife via Whatsapp messages to his niece/Noel’s daughter:

pic.twitter.com/2U5q5gRLF9

— Noel Gallagher (@NoelGallagher) July 3, 2019

Notice he doesn’t apologize to Noel:

My sincere apologies to my beautiful mum Peggy and my lovely niece Anais for getting caught up in all of this childish behaviour I love you both dearly LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) July 3, 2019

Honestly, if Noel ever wants to pull ahead in this battle of the half-wits, he will have to step his Twitter game up sufficiently. Maybe find a vegetable to compare Liam to and post unflattering photos weekly. He may want to be less of a petty bitch too:

Ive just been informed that I’ll be sued by the not so mighty little fella and his goons at ignition if I use any footage of me singing oasis yes oasis songs in AS IT WAS who’s bitter now eh ps Dya want a hand selling those tickets AS YOU WERE LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) February 18, 2019