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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have a Baby Boy

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | May 6, 2019 |

By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | May 6, 2019 |

Meghan Markle Prince Harry Getty.jpg

Today in Royal News: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry announced the arrival of their new baby boy in the most appropriate manner possible for 7th in line to the British throne: Via Instagram!

Praise be to BBC News, who only had to fill out about an hour of airtime with baseless speculation and weak theories before the arrival was announced. There’s only so many times you can respond with ‘I don’t know’ before you start to lose it.

Meghan garnered a lot of nonsense criticism for deciding to sit out the tradition of parading the newborn around on the hospital steps mere hours after pushing it out. Apparently, it was most unorthodox and terribly rude of her to not want to dress up for the cameras after forcing a tiny human out of her body. Details of the birth have been pretty scant. It’s not known if the baby was born at the couple’s home, Frogmore Cottage, or if they went to a hospital for it. Harry revealed to the press waiting outside that the world would need to wait a couple of days before seeing the baby and that they hadn’t decided on a name yet.

Personally, I can’t wait to see how much hysteria this drums up with racist xenophobic royalists who think Meghan can’t do anything right and is single-handedly destroying the monarchy by closing her own car doors and talking about feminism. Just kidding, I hope those people perish in some sort of pit.

Kayleigh is a features writer for Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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