Hi ladies, can we all just be quiet for second and stop chatting about our #metoo stories. Matt Damon wants us so to thank all the men who haven't assaulted us for not assaulting us. pic.twitter.com/wlN1SNsXQq— Hanna Ines Flint (@HannaFlint) December 18, 2017
imagine being Matt Damon and thinking "I should keep talking" https://t.co/lSEIyDsvE4— Angie J. Han (@ajhan) December 18, 2017
Matt Damon- SERIOUSLY? You are a smart man. A privileged, white man. This is NOT the time to ask for a pat on the back. How about we NOT celebrate men who are simply decent human beings. Stay on track, Matt. It’s not about you. https://t.co/mmdbqAUyP7— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) December 18, 2017
When it comes to Matt Damon, I am constantly hunting for goodwill— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 19, 2017
Me: Oh my god, someone broke all of my dishes!— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) December 18, 2017
Matt Damon, crashing thru door: You should talk about people who don't break dishes.
"The bad guy has taken hostages and is going to kill them"— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 19, 2017
Jason bourne: "Not all men are like that I would never do that"
Director: "CUT. MATT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
Matt Damon figuring it out on a “case by case basis.” pic.twitter.com/SbaBpeAizP— Ted Leo (@tedleo) December 19, 2017
Idea: We actually shrink Matt Damon.— Norm Kelly (@norm) December 19, 2017
We should have left Matt Damon on Mars.— Mared Jones (@ffrinj) December 19, 2017
Matt Damon is the epitome of a faux ally whose performative wokeness is more about servicing his own ego than the needs of the oppressed & disenfranchised . https://t.co/KN2tF3AzGj— Cher (@thecherness) December 18, 2017
Ben Affleck in every moment of life hoping no one asks him to comment on something Matt Damon has said pic.twitter.com/0Ee7p0zxng— Ira Madison III (@ira) December 19, 2017
Matt Damon = every white man who is used to people taking his opinion seriously even if he has no idea wtf he’s talking about.— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) December 18, 2017
The reason I'm not talking about "the good men" is because— Kim Sauder (@crippledscholar) December 18, 2017
A.) They are not victims in this
B.) If you are a good man, you don't seek accolades for not being a rapey bastard
C.) As Matt Damon exemplifies in terms of systemic misogyny "the good men" are often complicit
Dear Matt Damon et al, women KNOW the difference between a sincere chat up and sexual harassment, assault and rape. This is why we do not REPORT sincere chat ups. It's men who seem to struggle, Yours, All The Women— Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand) December 19, 2017
someone should tell matt damon there's nothing remarkable about decency and basic respectful behavior, it doesn't merit a profile. shows how low the bar is for white cis bros.— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) December 18, 2017
I was in the grocery store with my friend and said, "Ugh did you hear what Matt Damon's dumb ass said now?"— Olivia A. Cole (@RantingOwl) December 18, 2017
And in the checkout line next to us, a total stranger said loudly, "MATT DAMON, BOOOO"
Just saw an ad for Matt Damon's new movie "Downsizing," and I said, "Geez, that looks stupid."— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) December 19, 2017
Without missing a beat, my husband said, "You should be talking about all the movies that don't look stupid, babe."
It’s truly astonishing that at this moment in time, Matt Damon has managed to make himself intensely unlikable WITHOUT being accused of sexually assaulting anyone.— Kate Harding (@KateHarding) December 19, 2017