There are few people on this planet who are as fun to dunk on as Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg. What’s not to love? He’s a crooked billionaire whose invention has actively made our planet worse and destroyed any semblance of democracy we were clinging to, and he doesn’t even have the decency to be fun-evil. His endless attempts to seem more normal and down with the locals only inspire further cringe. The Social Network almost made him seem too interesting.
Zuckerberg is currently surfing in Hawaii because f**k this pandemic, right? I’m not one to mock people’s dedication to keeping their skin in tip-top condition — it’s the largest organ we have and basic upkeep is just common sense — but this is Mark Zuckerberg we’re talking about. Everything is fair game, and his, well… let’s say vigorous use of sunscreen inspired more than a few laughs.
OK, yes, I get it. He’s surfing. Water is hugely reflective of the sun. Surfers tend to lather on the sunscreen because it’s deceptively easy to burn while on the water. But still. IT’S MARK ZUCKERBERG. And, of course, the internet had a ball.
I ain’t never seen mark zuckerberg and Marie Antoinette in the same room 😢 pic.twitter.com/i1nbhSGtBV— shula (@shula99788822) July 20, 2020
I'm honestly fascinated by the idea that Mark Zuckerberg, the man who controls social media, has so little social media awareness that he keeps accidentally becoming a living meme/lolcow. https://t.co/KMqvQaOvV4— Rick (WARNING: may contain traces of irony & puns) (@flippantflaneur) July 20, 2020
"But Doctor… I am Mark Zuckerberg" 🤡😭 pic.twitter.com/7seXt9krt6— Robin Grainger (@RobinGrainger) July 20, 2020
This looks like the freeze-frame ending to some lost classic of 1970s independent cinema. pic.twitter.com/1IPxcUwomY— Anthony Nield (@antnield) July 19, 2020
my turn 🤡 pic.twitter.com/DGqWJOSZgL— kyle 中和 turner (@TyleKurner) July 19, 2020
I’m sure I’m not the first to do this, but whatever. pic.twitter.com/UnqA26N0hD— Josh Spiegel (@mousterpiece) July 19, 2020
Only Mark Zuckerberg could have an arse that good and have people still think he’s the absolute worst.
Poor Mark Zuckerberg can't catch a break! Please be nice to him, lizards are people too.— William Osman (@CrabsAndScience) July 20, 2020
People making fun of Mark Zuckerberg have clearly never gone on a Mime retreat in Hawaii.— Josh Charles (@MrJoshCharles) July 20, 2020
mark zuckerberg has a bigger ass than i have ever had, gonna taste good when we eat the rich— korviday ¹³¹² (@korviday) July 20, 2020
it should be illegal for whoever took those mark zuckerberg photos not to upload every single shot they took that day— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) July 20, 2020
On a more serious note, it’s worth remembering that Zuckerberg tried to sue various native Hawaiians on the island of Kauai so that he could buy up a huge portion of the land to build a new estate for himself. So, on top of being a generally evil creep, he’s a colonizing jerk too!
Seriously, f**k Mark Zuckerberg. And invest in good sunscreen.
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