OK, Did The Rock Just Promise To Bang Idris Elba In A Movie?
I mean, YOU read this caption and tell me what you think our boy Dwayne is trying to say:
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I learned a long time ago (when I was a very sinful eyebrow raising villainous man in the crazy world of pro wrestling;) that heroes are only as great as their greatest villains. A pleasure to introduce the man himself @idriselba we brought in to our Fast & Furious franchise to wreak havoc, hell and mayhem on our heroes HOBBS & SHAW. The name: BRIXTON. The record: UNDEFEATED. The promise: SHOWDOWN OF ALL SHOWDOWNS. So cool having my brother @idriselba come and play in our sandbox. This one’s been years in the making!! As I always say, we either gonna get along or we gonna get it on… and fuck getting along 😈 #BRIXTON #TheConsequenceAgent #HellRaiser HOBBS & SHAW SUMMER 2019 📸 @hhgarcia41
I’m referring, of course, to this phrase:
As I always say, we either gonna get along or we gonna get it on… and fuck getting along
I mean… “get it on” CLEARLY means sex, right?
Cool, now that we’re on the same page — join me next summer to watch Dwayne Johnson woo a villainous Idris Elba (with probable help from wingman Jason Statham) when the “Fast & Furious” spinoff Hobbes and Shaw hits theaters. I guarantee it’ll be the most romantic movie since Crazy Rich Asians!*
*not a legally-binding guarantee
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