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Elizabeth Holmes, Jen Shah’s Version

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | September 15, 2023 |

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | September 15, 2023 |

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Jen Shah of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is, according to her representative, Chris Giovanni, bonding with the people’s con artist, Elizabeth Holmes, in prison.

“They’re friends. They’re both rehabilitating and have bonded over being on this journey of positive change,” Giovanni told People. “Their situations brought them together, and they have a good understanding of one another. They’re getting through it together.”

49-year-old Shah has apparently taken on a maternal role for 38-year-old Holmes, who gave birth right before entering prison.

“Jen’s given her a lot of advice. She’s even met Elizabeth’s baby and held her.”

Shah has also been leading her fellow inmates in a workout regimen.

“Jen gets all the ladies together and they rally behind her while she teaches them fitness moves, and Elizabeth has been there right along with them.”

I fear this is the age-old story of the popular girl who wears mascara and knows how to curl her hair taking the dweeby girl under her wing and creating a monster. Since Shah has been excommunicated from RHOSLC, the good people of Utah are lining up to tell their tales of how she manipulated and used them in her plans to take over the world. She has a knack for collecting loyal followers. Now she’s got on her side Elizabeth Holmes, a woman who successfully convinced dozens of experienced businessmen to give her millions of dollars for a fancy blood testing device that did not actually exist? The world isn’t ready.

If all goes according to plan, Shah will be inside until 2028 and Holmes until 2032. You can only work out so much, so they’re going to have some time on their hands. Shah has already proved resourceful, so one has to wonder what evil schemes she could create when left to her own devices.