Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | November 1, 2017
Trick or Treating in Manhattan last night, Donald Trump Jr. opted for a scary costume, donning an American flag bodysuit and a rubber mask of the Worst President in American history.
Imagine dressing up in a spandex American flag onesie and a cheap plastic mask of your own father's face and thinking you owned anyone pic.twitter.com/rfvY8naZRu
— Scott Werewolf Hand™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) November 1, 2017
Imagine his smug mug beaming under this dumb mask as he strolls around a neighborhood that voted for Hillary, which is just about EVERY neighborhood in New York City, and absolutely every neighborhood in Manhattan. But trolling his neighbors wasn’t enough for Donald Jr. So he came home and snapped a shot of his adorable daughter just to take a poorly thought out pot shot at liberals.
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
It did not go over great, because like his dastardly dad, Jr. isn’t near as smart as he thinks he is.
You mean the candy someone else worked for, bought, and decided to be unselfish to share? https://t.co/sxh7o0Nngc
— Steve Fackenthall (@muzicman52) November 1, 2017
"Hold still little Chloe, Daddy's got to be a dick about something on the internet and he needs your help." https://t.co/7b9RbnBEq7
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 1, 2017
Hey, you jerk. Maybe teach her to share with less fortunate kids who didn't grow up wealthy real estate heirs simply by being born. https://t.co/THMiwhF1qR
— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) October 31, 2017
Have her inherit money then lose it all on bad investments and have to get bailed out by the Russians. https://t.co/Cyhz5Ep1ik
— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) October 31, 2017
You literally took her door-to-door demanding free handouts. https://t.co/DGwsw2a7MB
— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) October 31, 2017
She was given that candy for free. Halloween is already socialism, you malignant potato. https://t.co/JRcvEqg6ej
— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) October 31, 2017
Or you could give 90% of her candy to the one richest kid in the neighborhood.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
It's never too early to teach her about Republicanism. https://t.co/gARIEd0qfMMy man, "socialism" was her getting that free candy in the first place. You taking half for reasons she can't understand is capitalism https://t.co/w9x9zB0xLA
— 💀👻The News👻💀 (@Bearpigman) October 31, 2017
Better idea: have her take out loans, use the money to buy and eat candy, then default and declare bankruptcy. That's the Trump way. https://t.co/juVD1FMq2o
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) October 31, 2017
I'll promise a kid 20 pieces of candy for cleaning her room then only pay her 3. It's never *too early to teach her how Trumps do business. https://t.co/OOmx4qXIi6
— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito) November 1, 2017
Take Chloe to a children's hospital and let her unplug kids from dialysis and respirators so she can learn what it means to be a Republican. https://t.co/Yi6h2xfbwA
— Ryan Adams (@filmystic) November 1, 2017
I just love it when people who *inherited their wealth* educate all of us on how unfair taxes are. https://t.co/t44Wcid3wl
— Jordan Horowitz (@jehorowitz) October 31, 2017
I'm going to take half my kid's candy and money launder it. Never too late to teach him about the Trump Way. https://t.co/2wG3XSNsOs
— MichaelMarshallSmith (@ememess) October 31, 2017
I guess it's too late for you to learn how to spell https://t.co/wuPqigEg3Z
— Ira Madison III (@ira) October 31, 2017
You teach her about nepotism and fraud everyday. I guess it’s good to teach socialism to mix it up. https://t.co/4sfaTueNc8
— John Legend (@johnlegend) October 31, 2017
Teach the republican way. Take her candy, give it to the candy companies & call it a subsidy. Then give her crumbs & tell her that's enough. https://t.co/wNptZ3mVo6
— Charlie said: (@CharlieSaidWTF) November 1, 2017
I'm going to collude with a geopolitical enemy to get dirt on an opponent. It's never to early to teach my kid how to corrupt democracy. https://t.co/O4QmHHKnof
— pajiba (@pajiba) November 1, 2017
You could TELL her you're donating the candy to charity, but then really funnel 100k of it to yourself. (Ask Uncle Eric about that!) https://t.co/XXwns1ZLYa
— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) November 1, 2017
Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids. https://t.co/0lbhHYyFe4
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 1, 2017
Why not give her candy to wealthy friends, kick the minorities off her block, put that pumpkin on your head, and teach her about Trumpism.
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) November 1, 2017
I’m going to send my kid out with her bag already full and tell her she earned it so she can learn about arrogance and privilege.
— Clark Gregg (@clarkgregg) November 1, 2017
Maybe you should have someone else trick or treat for her and give her all the candy so she knows how draft deferments work.
— Erin Bacca (@erinbacca) October 31, 2017
