The Most Bonkers Celebrity Baby Names Halfway Into 2018

Why do celebrities give their children names like Moxie Crimefighter and Apple? Because they can.

As we head toward the latter end of the sixth month in the year of our ennui, two-thousand-and-eighteen, here are the most ridiculous, overly old-fashioned, horribly spelled, and downright bonkers celebrity baby names so far.

Phoenix Delphine Fox

Love our Black Diamond Spike Studs on Perry Reeves at the Teen Choice Awards. 🖤 #borgioni #borgionijewelry #spikes #perryreeves #teenchoice

A post shared by Borgioni (@borgionijewels) on Aug 15, 2017 at 8:29am PDT

Ranger Joseph Buckley and Bodhi Robert Buckley

Meet Ranger and Bodhi. Born 3/5/18 . The boys are getting stronger everyday 😊. @thechicmamas and I are so grateful for the nurses and Doctors in the NICU for taking such good care of them. Hopefully we will get to take them home soon. Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes • • • • • #twins #TwinBoys #BuckleyBoys #Ranger #Bodhi #proudfamily #dadlife #twining #NICU #papercliplife #BuckleyClan

A post shared by AJ Buckley (@ajbuckley) on Mar 8, 2018 at 10:37am PST

MacKenlee Faire

Hey @mattlanter, you’re the: cheese🧀 to my macaroni, peanut🥜 to my butter, milk🥛 to my cookies, best👫 to my friend, daddy👨‍👦 to my baby, love❤️ of my life. You make every day better just by being in it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We love you, daddy, even when we’re being divas 💁🏼‍♀️

A post shared by Angela Lanter (@angelalanter) on Apr 1, 2018 at 4:58pm PDT

Caius Kane

Caius Kane arrived 1/10/18 Happy and Healthy. Love this little man so much 💕 @mercedesmason is doing great. She’s a champ! #unmedicatedbirth We finally understand that love that no one can put into words. We’re all on cloud 9 🌤

A post shared by David Denman (@david_denman) on Jan 11, 2018 at 12:57pm PST

Lulu Gray

She arrived June 5th, and brought all her magic with her! Ryan is the happiest big sister & we are finally a family of 4! 💜Meet our littlest one… Lulu Gray Rosenberg!

A post shared by Haylie Duff (@haylieduff) on Jun 7, 2018 at 6:49am PDT

Elektra Saint

My love!!!!!

A post shared by KATY MIXON (@katyemixon) on Oct 16, 2016 at 4:18am PDT

Marvel Jane

So excited to introduce Marvel Jane Wentz. Feeling so grateful that she’s here… annnnd she’s already ready to takeover the world ❤️🌎 happy Mother’s Day @meagancamper and all the moms out there. We ❤️ you.

A post shared by Pete Wentz (@petewentz) on May 13, 2018 at 5:38pm PDT

True Thompson - no middle name yet

💕Happy One Month True 💕

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on May 12, 2018 at 5:37am PDT

Stormi Webster

stormi webster 👼🏽

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Feb 6, 2018 at 1:14pm PST

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