On July 10 of this, the year of our Orange Anguish, record-breaking rapper Cardi B and her husband Offset welcomed a baby girl into the world. That baby girl’s name? Kulture Kiari Cephus. And, kids, that is not even what I am here to really tell you about (although Kiari Cephus is Offset’s real name, and Kulture is kind of kute). That name exists, yet I want to focus on something else. That something else is a picture of Cardi that emerged on social media. A photograph of her as a five-year-old child with attitude to spare.
The Internet lost no time making baby Cardi B into a meme.
My name Kulture Kiari. My mama said it mean "love." Mind your business. pic.twitter.com/x6sKcrAWe0— Black Feminist Cobra Chicken (@thepbg) July 11, 2018
My momma said we got to watch you while you in the house, cause you steal. pic.twitter.com/ljjDCixdEv— Deku Meliodas Uzumaki (@Chris_CrossYa2x) July 9, 2018
Young Cardi B is quietly becoming the funniest meme of 2018. pic.twitter.com/C6zFzmVgso— Anthony Osei (@AnthonyOsei) July 10, 2018
“Mama said you gotta take me with you to the store.” pic.twitter.com/BQ1SYXUZ2L— … (@nneat_tinsleyy) July 2, 2018
My momma said your momma better start feeding you before she drop you off cuz she not doin it no more. pic.twitter.com/C7FGrDkQC5— krombopulos Jeff (@I_JEDI) July 8, 2018
My momma said I can’t sit down cuz y’all got roaches pic.twitter.com/5y29m6l13Z— Jus O (@callmeomar) July 9, 2018
My momma said y’all hang out on the porch all day cuz y’all lights off. pic.twitter.com/CdybGJ30n3— Greeze Halpert (@DeeGreezy) July 10, 2018
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