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Bethenny Frankel’s Advice for Staying Thin: ‘Taste Everything, Eat Nothing’

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | March 8, 2024 |

By Emma Chance | Celebrity | March 8, 2024 |

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Just when I thought Bethenny Frankel couldn’t get worse, she finally answered the most burning question she seemingly gets asked constantly: “Just how do you say ‘so thin’?!”

This is a woman who is quite literally famous for being thin. We first met her as a vegan chef in the early days of The Real Housewives of New York City, where she garnered enough fame to write a cookbook called “Naturally Thin” and start a business called SkinnyGirl—those fake margarita mixes and salad dressings you see shoved in the saddest corner of the grocery store.

And now she’s finally revealing her secret: “Taste everything, eat nothing.”

The irony here is that Frankel is always eating on her Instagram. She’s infamous for late-night snack/dinner videos, where she shoves a scooped-out bagel or something equally disgusting into her mouth and chews and talks about some nonsense at the same time. She’s eating donuts in the video in which she says she never eats anything! A huge plate of donuts! So not only is she encouraging disordered eating but she’s also endorsing excessive food waste. Her delusions truly know no bounds.

She also loves to do food and restaurant reviews.

I won’t waste your time detailing the rest of her advice, but basically it’s this: if you know you’re gonna have a hotdog later, don’t eat anything leading up to it. But don’t binge! Don’t gorge yourself on hotdogs! Simply taste the hotdog. Go ahead and eat it, but stop before you’re full. And chew slowly. I mean, thank goodness we finally have answers.