Dudes with Long Hair vs. Short Hair: Dawn of Case Study in Hotness

The promotional pictures from Thor: Ragnarok hit the interwebs yesterday, featuring a new look for the God of Thunder himself. Some people (*cough*Figgy*cough*) were highly upset and MelBivDevoe took it way over the line with this comparison:

Blech. Anyway, is hair length that much of a hotness dealbreaker? Can it take someone from “panty explosion!” to “no, thanks, I have to wash my hair”? Let’s science this bitch.

Chris Hemsworth

Colin Farrell

Brad Pitt

Henry Cavill

Jared Leto

Michael Fassbender

Jason Momoa

Hugh Jackman