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Dudes with Long Hair vs. Short Hair: Dawn of Case Study in Hotness

By Jodi Smith | Case Study In Hotness | March 9, 2017 |

By Jodi Smith | Case Study In Hotness | March 9, 2017 |


The promotional pictures from Thor: Ragnarok hit the interwebs yesterday, featuring a new look for the God of Thunder himself. Some people (*cough*Figgy*cough*) were highly upset and MelBivDevoe took it way over the line with this comparison:

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Blech. Anyway, is hair length that much of a hotness dealbreaker? Can it take someone from “panty explosion!” to “no, thanks, I have to wash my hair”? Let’s science this bitch.

Chris Hemsworth

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Colin Farrell

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Brad Pitt

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Henry Cavill

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Jared Leto

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Michael Fassbender

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Jason Momoa

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Hugh Jackman

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