Oscar Isaac Just Launched A Million More 'Star Wars: Force Awakens' Fan Fics

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | December 22, 2015 | Comments ()

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | December 22, 2015 |


Every day I am more and more confident that Star Wars: The Force Awakens will do for girls today what Jurassic Park did for my generation, meaning kickstart their sexual awakening. Pick your poison: Oscar Isaac’s captivating and cocky pilot Poe Dameron, John Boyega’s flustered but funny Finn, or Adam Driver’s moody but gawds-that-hair Kylo Renn. It’s a feast of eye candy to accompany its aspirational arc.

But Isaac can’t stop his charm train from barreling down us adults too. And he, Boyega and Ridley dropped by Ellen to be all kinds of adorable. And then Oscar teased a potential Star Wars spoiler so delicious it’s sure to send Tumblr into overdrive.

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H/T Geek Girl Diva

It’s already begun.

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Check out a feast of Finn/Poe shipping art at Fusion.

Kristy Puchko has all the feels right now.


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