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Will 2011 Be the Year of the Gorgeous Woman on TV?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (45)



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Pilot season is in full swing right now, and while any one of the new pilots currently in development could be the one to potentially replace “Community” or “Parks and Recreation” (boo!), the casting news coming out of pilot season so far has been eye-pleasing, at the very least. There are no guarantees that any of these pilots will be picked up next year, but given the personalities attached, there are quite a few that are not too difficult to envision working. The networks, too, may be beginning to understand cable has already picked up: The dullards may passively tune into “Two and a Half Men” on a weekly basis, but what’s most important in our DVR-driven television audiences are shows with followings, shows that attract viewers that want to watch live, that watch in groups, and that buy the DVDs, and that watch on Hulu, where it’s more difficult to avoid advertisements. That’s not even to mention the fact that two affluent viewers are probably more valuable than one non-affluent person, which is likely why “Parenthood” is still airing.

Conventional wisdom also suggests that, while movies are man’s medium, television is a woman’s. You want to attract more women? You need more female-centered shows. And he great thing about female-centered shows featuring attractive, smart women is that they often cast attract smart, attractive men as the romantic interests. Sometimes, they even take off their shirts. TK already hit upon one of the bigger castings this pilot season: Adrienne Palicki will play “Wonder Woman.” Here are a few more that it’s not too early to get a little excited about, at least in some cases.


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Kristen Bell, “House of Lies.” In “House of Lies,” Bell will star opposite Don Cheadle in a comedy based on the book, House of Lies: How Management Consultants Steal Your Watch and Tell You the Time. Cheadle will play one of those cutthroat consultants, and Bell will play an Ivy-leaguer who works at the firm.

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Zooey Deschanel, “Untitled Comedy” for Fox. I’m not sure why Deschanel is moving to television; it would seem that her film career is doing just fine. But she’s set to star in this pilot from No Strings Attached screenwriter, Liz Meriweather, that will explore “the sexual politics of men and women.” The No Strings Attached screenwriter doesn’t exactly offer a lot of promise, but Deschanel plus “sexual politics” sounds like a solid combination.

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Mario Bello, “Prime Suspect.” It was announced this morning that Maria Bello has been cast as the lead in the remake of a British televisions show, “Prime Suspect,” in the role originated by Helen Mirren. It’s about a tough, self-destructive police detective, and the British series was phenomenal. Casting Mario Bello in the role is a solid first step in duplicating that for American television. I’d expect to see this on Monday nights, replacing either “The Event” or “Chuck,” both of which are doubtful for another season.

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Laura Prepon, “Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea.” There’s good and bad in this casting: Prepon is likable, but not a great actress. She does, however, seem to be a nice fit to play the lead here, a character based on Chelsea Handler. Unfortunately, it’s a multi-camera sitcom, which is rarely good. And if it succeeds, expect it to vie for one of the Thursday night slots on NBC.

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Rachel Bilson, “Hart of Dixie.” The television version of Mila Kunis will reteam with her “The O.C.” showrunner, Josh Schwartz, for this horrible sounding CW show, a comedic drama centered on a young New York City doctor who inherits a medical practice in a small Southern town inhabited by an eclectic and eccentric group of characters. It could be the Southern version of “Northern Exposure,” or it could be plain awful.

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Amanda Peet, “Bent.” This is another NBC comedy (I can feel “Community” slipping away) from Tad Quill (“Scrubs, Samatha Who?” “Spin City”) about a recently divorced type A single mother who tries hard not to fall for the sexy surfer-dude contractor she hires to re-do her kitchen. That sounds awful, but it’s single-camera, and Tad Quill has a decent track record (although, he is also behind “Perfect Couples.”)

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Kerry Washington, “Crisis.”The lovely Kerry Washington will be in another Shonda Rhimes pilot, this onebased on the career of famous crisis management consultant Judy Smith. It will also co-star Columbus Short (Stomp the Yard), who I absolutely love for no reason whatsoever, other than the guy is cool.


Other women of interest getting pilot: The fetching Saffron Burrows will be in the female lead in “Locator,” a spin-off to Fox’s “Bones”; and even “American Idol” alumna, Katherine McPhee, has been cast in the pilot for “Smash,” an hour-long show dreamed up by Steven Spielberg that follows a cross section of characters who come together to put on a Marilyn Monroe musical on Broadway. This one also stars Debra Messing.












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Comments

Maria Bello makes my bello tingle everytime.

...Sorry, work's finished, I'm off to drink.

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 17, 2011 11:42 AM

What the fuck, Dustin? Couldn't find a picture of Kerry Washington?! Also, I hope that Katherine McPhee thing is a joke.

Posted by: Joker at February 17, 2011 11:44 AM

I could have sworn that the girl in the header pic is Lizzy Caplan... Oh well, you live, you learn

Posted by: astounded at February 17, 2011 11:50 AM

Where's Buffy?

Posted by: AbbyNormal at February 17, 2011 11:58 AM

It seems always to be The Year of the Gorgeous Woman on network television. Let us hope that the Years of Having Gorgeous Women Teamed with Unspeakably Fat Slobs Playing Their Husbands is behind us.

Posted by: Spender at February 17, 2011 12:04 PM

Wowza!

Very nice selection of ladies on display.

I feel like a dangerously obese kid in a candy store with one of those parents who neglectfully enables their kid's addictions.

Posted by: Murderbot at February 17, 2011 12:05 PM

Was Amanda Peet teleported to a 1978 vermouth ad for that photo shoot?

Posted by: Princess Selfrespectra at February 17, 2011 12:07 PM

Wow, up until a couple of years ago, wasn't Mila Kunis the television version of Mila Kunis?

My, how time flies.

Posted by: Smokin at February 17, 2011 12:08 PM

You forgot to mention that if you cast attractive smart women on a show you'll also attract male viewers.

Posted by: John W at February 17, 2011 12:10 PM

Murderbot's comment reminds me of an embarrassing story about myself that I will now share:

A long time ago in 2002, a young woman moved to New Jersey for the summer to be with her boyfriend. Everyone knew that really it was a test run for prolonged cohabitation, but all and sundry played along and pretended that she wasn't an idiot for failing to insist that the young man move to Vancouver instead.

As the two lovebirds played patty-cake and frolicked through the summer, their love and dependence on frequent physical expressions of their mutual enthusiasm for each other grew. Sadly, the young man had to journey far from home and the young woman was left alone. She took what solace she could from conversing on the phone with her bosom friends. One day, in a fit of frustration, she dialed one of her confidantes and said this when a simple “hello” would have sufficed:

I'm hornier than a 17 year old boy at the Playboy Mansion.

To which the female voice on the other end of the phone replied, "Who is this?"

Our heroine had dialed the wrong number.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 17, 2011 12:23 PM

Can someone please explain to me why Rachel Bilson gets work? She's an absolutely abysmally dull actress. And Katherine McPhee -- tall drink of water she may be, but acting? Aren't there, like, hundreds if not thousands of talented actors out there looking for work? Why are we giving roles to fucking American Idol contestants? WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE!

[sets fire to everything]

Posted by: TK at February 17, 2011 12:44 PM

Am I the only one that thinks "Hart of Dixie" sounds like a female version of "Doc Hollywood"?

Gah.

Posted by: Tarable at February 17, 2011 12:45 PM

Kristen Bell's show will be canceled in two weeks. "Better Off Ted" has proven that not enough people want to come home from work to watch a comedy about how they are being manipulated at work.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 17, 2011 12:46 PM

While all the women listed are extremely attractive (honestly, I'm picturing a Kerry Washington-Zooey Deschanel-Kristen Bell slumber party pillow fight), I wonder if any of their shows will succeed.

Ironically enough it's Prepon and Bilson with the success record on TV (having 1 hit show more than the rest) and both of them were as members of an ensemble. Kristen Bell was great on TV, but "Veronica Mars" was always under threat of cancellation and had to wait till DVD to find a wide audience.

So again, beautiful women that they are, I have my doubts about any of their shows lasting through sweeps.

Posted by: Fredo at February 17, 2011 12:47 PM

"Murderbot's comment reminds me of an embarrassing story about myself that I will now share"

But you already did that yesterday when you admitted to a shameful, SHAMEFUL I say, lack of love for Arsenic and Old Lace.

Don't worry, I have alerted the interventionists. They're on the 1:30 to Newark and will be helping you shortly.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 17, 2011 12:51 PM

The fact that two affluent viewers are probably more valuable than one non-affluent person, which is likely why “Parenthood” is still airing.

Don't you mean that ONE affluent viewer is more valuable than TWO poor folk? Would make more sense, from an advertising point of view.

Or am I completely missing the point? Which has been known to happen. From time to time.

Posted by: cydeleida at February 17, 2011 12:57 PM

@Paddydog: I really hope you are wrong. I still haven't recovered from the cancellation of Better Off Ted (by the way, aren't they still supposed to air one or two episodes?).

Posted by: Matthijs at February 17, 2011 1:00 PM

Does anyone happen to know the ratio of pilots produced to actual new shows on the air?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 17, 2011 1:01 PM

All of those women are totally eye fucking me.

Accept one.

Maria, don't be shy. I don't bite. Unless you're not looking.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 17, 2011 1:05 PM

Thank goodness.
Finally.
Gorgeous women will be getting their chance on TV at last.

Because up till now, the female leads in every TV show have either been plain or downright hideous!

Amirite?

Posted by: Simon at February 17, 2011 1:26 PM

Goddamn't Smokin...you stole my line.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at February 17, 2011 1:47 PM

Dudes... "Mario" Bello was a solid turn-off!

Posted by: godzilla_foil at February 17, 2011 2:04 PM

Maria Bello - Check(wishes it were on a HBO, Showtime, AMC, FX, etc).
Zooey Deschanel - Check ( also wishes it were on a HBO, Showtime, AMC, FX, etc).

No thanks to the others.

And A BIG NO THANKS if Community or P&R is cancelled.

Posted by: reaperslogic at February 17, 2011 3:04 PM

Other than "Prime Suspect", these all sound abysmal. And as someone who used to work in the home renovation business, on "Bent", how are they going to drag out a kitchen reno for a whole season?

Posted by: Groundloop at February 17, 2011 3:31 PM

I hope Chuck & Community are not goners! Enjoy both shows!

There's a reason Spielberg casted Katharine McPhee--so all you haters should watch the show before you bad mouth her!

Posted by: fantastic at February 17, 2011 3:34 PM

"how are they going to drag out a kitchen reno for a whole season?"

Are you kidding? In my last house, they started on the kitchen in July by ripping out everything. They spent the next several months showing up for a few hours and asking for more money to fix problems they had caused during the ripping out phase. They knocked through the back wall to put in the French doors on December 2nd and left for Christmas vacation in Poland. They came back on January 29th. We had already sunk so much money in, we couldn't afford the legal costs to fire them. My kitchen was finished in April. That's more than a full TV season.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 17, 2011 3:46 PM

Kristen Bell belongs on TV. Welcome back. Hope your show doesn't suck!

Posted by: Parker at February 17, 2011 4:22 PM

All those shows sound like a pile of fail, except possibly the first one.

Posted by: Slash at February 17, 2011 4:25 PM

"how are they going to drag out a kitchen reno for a whole season?"

I think its going to take about six years to finish the mural.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 17, 2011 4:30 PM

Your obsession with the imminent cancellation of both Community and Parks and Recreation negates your own belief that networks are ready to embrace shows with followings instead of large audiences. Perfect Couples and Outsourced don't have the former, but you think they'll outlive the two shows that do?

I'm just confused, is all. Plus, I keep reading -- elsewhere, gasp! -- that Community and Parks and Rec are doing better in the ratings than they were last year, and that the former is even gaining viewers from Big Bang Theory. (That was as of last week.) And P&R has had it's best ratings to-date. I just don't see why, after already renewing the shows, NBC would cancel them now when they're doing better than when they were renwed.

I mean, considering it's NBC, I wouldn't be that surprised, but I just can't follow your logic, Dustin. Is it purely cynicism, or do you know something I don't? (I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was the latter, either.)

Posted by: RobP at February 17, 2011 5:34 PM

Someone please explain why we need a remake of Prime Suspect.

Posted by: cerwen at February 17, 2011 6:24 PM

@RobP - Yes and no. Community isn't gaining viewers, but it has maintained more or less the same number of viewers despite the increased competition. Which makes it a better bet for renewal than something like "Outsourced" or "Cougar Town" that sinks like a stone when it's not in a good time slot. (Cougar Town actually did get renewed for another season, but Outsourced maybe won't be.) Community is unpopular but at a consistent level, and networks start by cancelling the shows that are going down.

Basically NBC has so many unpopular shows that it has plenty to cancel before the unpopular Community or P&R.

Posted by: Joe Joe Joe at February 17, 2011 6:51 PM

I think its going to take about six years to finish the mural.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 17, 2011 4:30 PM

Is that a reference to Murphy Brown? I seem to remember Robert Pastorelli painting the house for about that long.

Posted by: Walter at February 17, 2011 8:31 PM

Could we PLEASE stop trying to make this Deschanel woman happen already? Can we try? She's the very definiton of "nothing to see here".

She's like Wynona Ryder's scared cousin.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 17, 2011 10:18 PM

I think Zooey is ugly. She is the worst, worst actress that is popular right now. Have you people seen that wiz movie? the happening? oh my god. she looks perpetually surprised and without fake eyelashes drawing you to her eyes, you'd notice how blobby her face is. pretty eyes, but god, seriously freaking ugly woman in every way. i could forgive her for being ugly, and i wouldn't comment on it, but she is dull as the day is long and horrendous at her craft.

Posted by: stump at February 17, 2011 10:49 PM

I like the cut of your jib, Stump.

You like beer?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 17, 2011 10:58 PM

Why are her pupils so freaking tiny? In every pic, always the same . . .

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2011 11:26 PM

I have no idea what you are talking about, Walter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go fire my incompetent secretary.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 17, 2011 11:45 PM

I'm with Slim here. I do think she's pretty, but she's an unbearably dull actress and I can't stand the way she talks--like she's falling asleep all the time.

Posted by: Figgy at February 17, 2011 11:58 PM

I've been hearing industry insiders rave about Katharine McPhee's acting for years. Yes, her ACTING. Don't write her off so soon. Given the right material she will blow you away.

Posted by: Mick at February 18, 2011 12:43 AM

*drops to knees, prays for "Prime Suspect" and Maria Bello on Mondays, but NOT opposite "House," dammit, or there's gonna be a curb-stomping*

Posted by: , at February 18, 2011 2:01 AM

Someone please explain why we need a remake of Prime Suspect.

Posted by: cerwen at February 17, 2011 6:24 PM


Same reason the networks need to remake Shameless, Skins, The IT Crowd, Spaced, Beeing Human, Queer As Folk etc...

Our indecipherable British accents.

Posted by: Simon at February 18, 2011 2:46 AM

@Joe Joe Joe: I literally just read in a new issue of Entertainment Weekly that Community's ratings were up, if ever so slightly, and gaining (however small the numbers) on TBBT. The issue is from last week, in the News&Notes section, I believe.

My point is that Dustin seems to be the only blogger/critic/reviewer I read that is constantly signaling the death knell of two of my favorite shows. It's driving me insane.

'Course, we all go a little mad... sometime.

Posted by: RobP at February 18, 2011 11:39 AM

Is Zooey a heroin/opiate addict? Her pupils are always pinned out like a mofo.

Posted by: Rock at February 18, 2011 6:05 PM

stump & Slim

To debate the hotness of Zooey (or lack thereof) would be a meaningless endeavor that would only waste commentary space.

Like Slim's oft-repeated remarks regarding the attraction factor of a woman like Diane Lane- I appreciate his honesty, and it doesn't change my opinion that she's the most beautiful woman/actress of the last 30 years - why would I want to stand in an endless line of guys for a universal hottie like, say, Megan Fox or Minka Kelly? It's our differences in preference for the opposite sex that keeps the whole world from destroying itself by wars for a singular, across-the-board desirable male or female hottie that keep us from destroying ourselves from overwhelming lust.

If Zooey were just a "face" and nothing more, I'd still be fascinated - it's just my particular taste. But I love her original music and singing voice, and her lyrics, and I thought she was perfect in '(500) Days of Summer'

and then on to:

I've been hearing industry insiders rave about Katharine McPhee's acting for years. Yes, her ACTING. Don't write her off so soon. Given the right material she will blow you away.

Posted by Mick at February 18, 2011 12:43 AM

I think he's going to be proven right. She's stunning, and if she has half the talent of Vanessa Williams, sans the 'Penthouse' nude photos and Miss America debacle she survived fairly well, Katharine will be in her own unique spotlight soon if her talent is managed and guided the right way.

And, swear to God, I've never even heard her sing.


Posted by: G-Man at February 18, 2011 10:37 PM


















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