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Suffer the Children

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (44)



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“There’s one thing I always wanted to ask Jack. Back in the old days. I wanted to know about that Doctor of his. The man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world, except sometimes he doesn’t. All those times in history where there was no sign of him… I wanted to know why not.” -Gwen

“Torchwood: Children of Earth” is a sort of experiment in television by the BBC. “Doctor Who” and its progeny garnered a particular reputation for piracy over the last few years, as the shows were broadcast or released on DVD in America months after their broadcast in the UK. Enterprising sci-fi geeks had little trouble using torrents or video sites to see the episodes long before they hit the SciFi channel state-side. Rather than taking the very American steps of suing fans or cracking down with tedious protectionism that irritated the legitimate viewers and failed to trip up the illegitimate ones, the BBC simply made it easier to pay them to watch “Torchwood.” Over a three week period, “Torchwood: Children of Earth” was broadcast on the BBC, BBC America, and released on iTunes, DVD and Blu-Ray. Australia has to wait until October for the DVDs, but that’s life in a prison colony for you.

“Children of Earth” is also interesting because it is a five hour mini-series in lieu of a full thirteen episode series. That lends a certain urgency to everything that happens, each episode leading directly into the next, taking everything lovely about two-part cliff hangers and injecting the whole affair with cocaine.

Mini-series linked to television series tend to fall into two categories: starters (the pilot for “Battlestar Galactica”) or finishers (the conclusion of “Farscape”). The former don’t tend to have much in the way of compelling side characters because such characters are indistinguishable from the main characters without previous context, whereas the latter lack side characters because the focus is on tying up all loose ends. A mini-series dropped right in the middle of a show’s run can introduce side characters with full story arcs that begin and conclude alongside the constants of the main characters who existed in the narrative before and (usually) after the events of the mini-series. And “Children of Earth” draws some fantastic supporting characters.

Lois is a temp, overwhelmed on her first day, then curious, then terrified, and then driven to a matter of fact sort of boldness. Clement McDonald aches as the lost boy with a stolen life, driven mad by the horror that touched him, the ultimate key to the crisis. Alice, Jack’s daughter who looks older than he does, distrusts him at first, reaches out for him in fear, proudly proclaims his unstoppability, breaks at his unspeakable final betrayal. Johnson, the government assassin, murders on command for the greater good, but slowly thaws as she sees the hollowness at the center of the state. Ianto’s sister and brother-in-law, common as dirt but proud and stubborn, they rise to their finest hour. PC Andy tears off his uniform and finds something to fight for. The Prime Minister’s cabinet, each character distinct and individually horrifying as they descend into rationalization. And of course, Mr. Frobisher, who evolves from the epitome of evil’s banality, to a sympathetic middleman, to a man of devastating quiet desperation.

The series opens with a subtle problem: at the exact same moment, every child on Earth freezes. They awake a minute later, with no memory of what happened, lurching right back into motion like there was a glitch in the Matrix. A few hours later, it happens again and they all screech like a dropped microphone. In unison they begin to chant “we are coming.” The glitches continue, the message evolving slowly. Someone is broadcasting through the mouths of the children. There’s a wonderful tension as the characters are unable to determine if they should be frightened for the children, or of the children.

Expendability is a recurring motif throughout the series. Forty years ago a dozen children were given to the 456 because they wouldn’t be missed, worth the offered payment of an antivirus that could save millions of lives. The Torchwood team is slated for execution because they know too much. The Prime Minister puts Frobisher in charge precisely because he is expendable. The politicians judge the children themselves as expendable: ten percent of them is painful, but worth paying to save everyone else. Thirty million is a smaller number than seven billion, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

It’s the easy acceptance of that expendability that horrifies, the way the politicians opine that they are making the tough decisions even while manufacturing rationale to exclude their own families. Randomness is discarded, because no one would believe it truly random when the children of government officials miraculously avoided the sacrificial draft. Alphabetical order is suggested half-heartedly. Finally, they light on the logical solution, take the lowest ten percent: the troublemakers, the poor, the stupid. It can even be spun as a good thing for the world. After all, there’s a population crunch, dwindling resources. It’s around that point that we understand that they use the word ‘expendable’ in a slightly different tone than the dictionary. They use it as a polite place holder for ‘inferior,’ ‘worthless,’ ‘slave.’ When they say ‘expendable’ it is a slur for everyone except them and their own. Sophie’s choice doesn’t mean much when you just grab someone else’s kid instead.

Sacrifice is very distinct from expendability though. Expendability means that your blood will be taken to pour on the altar, sacrifice means that you willfully cut your own flesh. Nine times out of ten it might be the same result with different motivation, but motivation is the only thing that matters in a moral calculus. Sometimes thirty million is not a smaller number than seven billion. You can pile corpses hip-deep around an altar and it’s still not sacrifice until you cut your own heart out. That’s what Jack and Frobisher do in the end.

Jack continues to grow as a character and by the end of this series his story begins to echo with the story of the Doctor. He doesn’t die, he regenerates. He has sacrificed everything he ever loved in order to save his people. And finally, at the end, he runs away into space and time rather than stay to build.

The first two series of “Torchwood” were good science fiction, but they probably weren’t for you if you didn’t care for the genre in general. Science fiction always works best when it resonates as a metaphor, but in a lot of stories the aliens and gizmos are their own delightful fun. “Children of Earth” breaks out of the genre to tell a truly universal story, one in which the aliens and gizmos are really just window dressing. It’s a story that could be set in World War II or a Victorian coffee house or any other arbitrary stage. In short, “Torchwood: Children of Earth” is one of the best science fiction stories I have ever seen.

“But I don’t need to ask anymore. I know the answer now: sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame.” -Gwen

Steven Lloyd Wilson is the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. He is a hopeless romantic who can be found wandering San Diego’s strip malls and suburbs looking for his mislaid soul and waiting for the revolution to come. Burning Violin is still published weekly on Wednesdays at www.burningviolin.com, along with assorted fiction and other ramblings.









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Comments

As much as I want to read this review, I just can't because I haven't seen this yet. Must... not... look.... Must go read bitchy news about Katherine Heigl and not stare into the bright flame that is Captain Jack.... arrgghhhhh

Posted by: Odnon at August 5, 2009 2:19 PM

I recorded this series not knowing what to expect since I've never seen the regular series and I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I'm curious how this fits into the time line of the regular series?

Posted by: John W at August 5, 2009 2:20 PM

Why? Why today? I'm at a client visit all afternoon. Why do you hate me Steven Lloyd Wilson?

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 5, 2009 2:21 PM

dammit. This makes me want to see Children Of Earth, but I had a harder time getting into the series than I ever did with Doctor Who (or MI:5 for that matter).

Riddle me this, Batman: can non-Torchwoodies watch the mini-series w/o being totally lost, or should I just suck it up and watch the previous series?

Posted by: Stella at August 5, 2009 2:24 PM

I can hear the overwhelm in your review, and relate.

This really was a stunning piece of work, with fascinating characters (and as you say, new side characters just as, if not more, well-drawn than the regulars).

I'm still thinking about it, a couple of weeks after watching.

And, John W, this would be a couple of months after the end of the second season, I think.

Posted by: Drake at August 5, 2009 2:25 PM

I have the DVD waiting for me to watch it with glee. Oh, Mr. Wilson, did you happen to purchase yours at Best Buy? It comes with "Lost Souls" on Audio CD. (BBC commissioned a Torchwood radio special dealing with CERN in honor of Big Bang Day. It was pretty good, and a free CD isn't something to sneeze at these days.)

Posted by: DoctorControversy at August 5, 2009 2:27 PM

Very nice encapsulation, Steven.

I loved just about every moment of COE. Gwen and Jack were both played to perfection: Gwen the very human everywoman, and Jack the bent, but not entirely broken hero. I know some people were upset with Jack being put in the position he was at the end, but I found it completely in character - really, what else could he have done?

The scenes of Jack being killed over and over were both riotous and horrifying; Ianto tossing the block of concrete off a cliff was superb.

Of course it was disappointing to have only two main characters left standing. I wasn't much intrigued by Lois, though it seems obvious she'll be recruited. Johnson was a slightly better character.

I do wonder if we'll be privy to the good Captain's activities and whereabouts after his return.

Posted by: Cindy at August 5, 2009 2:30 PM

Great series, great review. My only fear is that this will indeed be a "finisher" mini-series, as I can't imagine what they can do with the story after this. Just about every bit of the status quo has been swept away, and the spectacular scope of "Children of Earth" would unfortunately be very tough to follow. I hope they prove me wrong.

Posted by: Todd at August 5, 2009 2:31 PM

Hopefully they reach the same conclusion with Top Gear soon enough... although it's really not that difficult to get new eps online.

Posted by: Eep at August 5, 2009 2:38 PM

SLW, great review of an absolutely brilliant series. i was hanging on every moment and i didn't want it to end--although i couldn't wait to see what happened. i was an emotional wreck by the end.

*SPOILERS*
i guess, since it already aired it isn't exactly a spoiler, but i don't know when i will be able to watch it again because the loss of my beloved Ianto broke my heart. then, as if Jack losing Ianto wasn't enough, his decision to sacrifice his grandson took me over the edge. poor Captain Jack! i'm getting emotional just thinking about it.

Posted by: pq at August 5, 2009 2:39 PM

Mrs. Spender is a fanatic about Dr. Who and Torchwood but I could never get interested until she began watching COE. Even without knowing much about the show or it's characters, I found it fascinating, repelling, compelling, abhorrent and wonderful. I will now begin watching all of Torchwood's previous episodes.

Posted by: Spender at August 5, 2009 2:42 PM

AAAHHHH!!!! DON'T TELL ME!!!!

Tivo'd in the midst of wedding madness and haven't watched yet!!!

GAAAHHHH!!! I NEED some Captain in me!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 5, 2009 2:42 PM

Stella -
Yes. It stands on its own. All you really need to know is that Jack can't die and will fuck anything that can be fucked and that Torchwood is an organization financed by the crown that does not answer to the government and that investigates paranormal/extraterrestrial events and scavenges technology that can be used for humanity's benefit. You'll miss a few little throwaway moments, but nothing that affects the story.

And you are now go for awesome.

Posted by: Melissa at August 5, 2009 2:47 PM

Brilliant review. Get out of my brain, SLW!

Posted by: Nicole at August 5, 2009 3:02 PM

The whole series was filled with "how are they going to get out of THIS one" moments. (Jack being blown to bits, Jack being encased in cement, etc.)

Also, I think it should be noted that Rhyse grew in this one as well. All too human response knowing that somebody knows about Gwen's pregnancy before him, then the rising to the occasion with the truck, taking charge of the kids etc.

This series broke my heart for the reasons listed. (Ianto getting killed and then Jack sacrificing his grandson).

I do hope that they bring this back as I love the show and really want to see what they do with it now that the hub is destroyed and the team is down to 1 (Gwen).

Posted by: UncleJR at August 5, 2009 3:16 PM

TOE was fantastic. I didn't watch the first season of Torchwood, but quite enjoyed the second, although found it quite light really. This was a whole other ballgame. I wept buckets at the final episode, which was totally unexpected. What Frobisher does, what Jack does, what those in charge were willing to do...it all just killed me. The writing is exceptional..

I've heard talk of Torchwood continuing, but I'd really be happy if it ended there, going out with a bang. I don't think they can top that, and there's so few cast left to develop stories for. Unless they do a total reboot with just Jack in it, which I suppose could work.

Posted by: Carrie at August 5, 2009 3:20 PM

SPOILERS SPOILERS Because I want to talk about it.

I wasn't overly thrilled with the first season, because everyone in Torchwood kept taking alien artifacts home to play with. There was all this supposed security and none at all. They didn't really work as a team. Second season got a bit better about that.

COE was excellent science fiction. Anything could happen at any time. Anyone could die. What I didn't care for was the ending. As I said before, not the ending ending where Jack kills his grandson and then leaves the Earth. That made sense that he would have to make the ultimate horrible sacrifice. I didn't like the scientific ending. The "we need a child, but he's gonna fry" ending. It came too quickly and too easily to Jack and the "looks like the Spencer guy from The West Wing," and they just happen to have all the equipment to pull it off? It was a little to Deus ex Machina for me.

I also didn't like that they just had the kids yell at the aliens to get them to leave. I said to my husband, "If they just have the kids yell at the aliens, I'm going to scream." What about just opening the door to their glass room and letting their atmosphere out? (OK, there was probably a mother ship somewhere although nobody could find it.) Obviously the aliens weren't going to invade if they needed us to build them a glass cubicle first.

But, that's usually the case with most fiction for me. I love the idea and the story and the buildup, and the climax leaves me unsatisfied. Anyone know where I can buy a TV Show Vibrator?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 5, 2009 3:35 PM

I have been waiting for this review to hit Pajiba since i watched Children of Earth over a month ago. The series is just a simply phenomenal piece of sci-fi. It is flawed but brilliant all the same and I absolutely loved Russell T Davies' reaction to the bring back Ianto fan movement.

This really is sci-fi at its best, the cabinet scenes were thrilling and really made me wonder whether similar scenes have happened in governments throught the world. The cynic in me says it has if only concerning things like provision of healthcare or education.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at August 5, 2009 3:36 PM

SPOILERS

Also, I think Frobisher really stole the show as the bad guy caught in the middle of it all. He really made a fantastic impression on me.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 5, 2009 3:38 PM

I watched it with only limited Dr. Who background and without ever having heard of Torchwood and it rocked my world. Dive in, Stella.

Posted by: megbon at August 5, 2009 3:40 PM

After watching this I found myself at a loss for words. It's been a long time since a television show grabbed me like this one did. The writing was top notch,and the cast was great. They did a really good job of creating characters that you cared about as well as having great villians to root against. And yes, that ending tore my heart out as well.

Posted by: TheBlackMenace at August 5, 2009 3:41 PM

I watched this while on day and a half long train trip. I should have known better than to watch it in public, but it was late and no one was watching me cry, anyway. I hope.

Also, I was rewatching some of the first season while some old guy was snoring in the next seat. He woke up in time for the episode where Tosh ends up in the lesbian relationship. I was wearing headphones, so he saw aliens, girls making out, people running around with big weapons, girls making out, people talking in the Hub, girls making out, more aliens, etc.

Finally, he nudged me, and when I'd paused it and taken off the headphones, he asked, "What's the name of this movie?"

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at August 5, 2009 3:52 PM

What about just opening the door to their glass room and letting their atmosphere out?

This is akin to one of the only things that bothered me - when the 456 arrived, the top of the building opened (??) up - why didn't all the gasses escape or even seep into the room where the government people stood?

Posted by: Cindy at August 5, 2009 3:55 PM

I read somewhere that they are ready to go with Torchwood 4 if this COE does well enough. Crossing my fingers.

I just finished season 3 last week and am looking forward into delving into COE.
Jen

Posted by: Jen at August 5, 2009 3:56 PM

You can pile corpses hip-deep around an altar and it’s still not sacrifice until you cut your own heart out. That’s what Jack and Frobisher do in the end.

SLW, I was already enamoured of you for taking on Doctor Who and Torchwood and giving them a spot in Pajibaland, but that right there (and the two paragraphs that precede it) is some good writing. I am impressed. You have summed up one of the most disturbing things I've seen on a show and put into words the dismay I felt while watching it.
Well done. And thanks for reviewing.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 5, 2009 4:16 PM

I loved SO MUCH about CoE even despite its flaws.

SPOILERS AHOY!

I love that Ianto's death is completely meaningless, which is of course what a lot of Ianto fans are PISSED about. I think it's a nice hard hit to the jaw of human ego. We like to think that when the good guys die, it's with a huge bang, for a noble purpose, saving the world. Tosh and Owen die in noble, self-sacrificing scenes where they save the world. Lots of side characters from single episodes die nobly, to save their humanity or save the world or save someone they love.

That's all very well and good, but not EVERYbody can have the noble end they deserve. Sometimes, like Ianto, the best people die in the most horribly senseless ways. Jack tries to do things the Doctor's way, talk it out and be bold and confident, and the aliens say "Haha, okay, that's cute. How about we kill your boyfriend and a bunch of redshirted government officials?" and he immediately backpedals, offering the aliens anything if they'll just give him back what's most important to him. That's so HUMAN of him, and that's something the Doctor just doesn't do; Jack tries things the Doctor's way and fails spectacularly and there's absolutely no point to it all. I freaking LOVE that, even though it almost made me cry.

Another thing I liked is the complete lack of a happy moral ending on the non-Torchwood side, too. The woman who takes over from the sleazy, snakey prime minister is the same one who SUGGESTED only taking the "bad" kids. And yet here we are rooting for her as she deposes him with Bridget. Well, sometimes that's how life works. It's not the best person who takes charge, sometimes it's just the person who had the best opportunity, or the person who's slightly less of an asshole.

I love Doctor Who, but it is so unabashedly optimistic and family-friendly most of the time, and while I love the escapism of that, sometimes it's nice to see an ending that ISN'T a clear-cut happy day where everyone gets out unharmed and hugging. Children of Earth was like all the repressed realism and seriousness RTD's been repressing for Who, all coming out in an awesome explosion of TV.

Also, the 456 were creepy and I liked them a lot (they reminded me a lot of the conversations you have with the Reaper in a game called Mass Effect), and I was definitely surprised and impressed at the restraint shown in revealing them. Somebody was doing their damn job for a change and realized that little glimpses of something creepy are far more effective than a giant prosthetic puppet.

In conclusion, SQUEE.

Posted by: Nat at August 5, 2009 4:17 PM

In short, “Torchwood: Children of Earth” is one of the best science fiction stories I have ever seen.

Agreed.
Brutal and heartbreaking and just so damn well done.

I hope that Jack too his anger and pain and is actually out there stalking and killing the 456 in a final effort to make right what was done in the 60's to those 12 children.

Posted by: Jules at August 5, 2009 4:18 PM

Brilliant review as usual, Steven. I still haven't seen all of the Torchwood series but COE was out of this fucking world. I was grateful that we were finally able to see what great actors they all are.

Posted by: Penelope at August 5, 2009 4:20 PM

What was frustrating to me about the ending was that if the government had worked with Torchwood, rather than spending 4.75 days trying to kill them, they might have come up with a solution that didn't mean killing a kid. Or if Jack's grandson still had to be sacrificed to save everyone, at least it wouldn't have felt so slap dash. Or at the very least, Jack should have slugged the John-Spencer-look-alike for sucking up all that time trying to kill him.

Posted by: Lee at August 5, 2009 4:21 PM

CoE is STILL with me, even two weeks after its conclusion. I went out and bought it the day it became available, but I haven't rewatched it yet because it's such a huge emotional ride. I agree with all the moments mentioned so far, like *SPOILERS* Frobisher climbing the stairs and closing the bedroom door, or Jack sacrificing his grandson with little more than a terse nod. But moments like the conversation between Gwen and Rhys, when she tells him she'll never have a child in a world like that, or when she tells him she was lying, but her eyes say THAT is the lie...it's those small moments that made it feel so real and so heartrending. *SPOILERS END*

Once again SLW, a very good review.

Posted by: JustBill at August 5, 2009 4:32 PM

On a different level, I am absolutely jazzed to see someone else write on sacrifice--there are far too many times when people seem to get the ideas of offerings and sacrifices confused. We too often want to call the death of any human a sacrifice, when in truth, it too often isn't. We'll offer up someone else's kid instead of our own and call that a sacrifice when it's really an offering. We'll find ways to keep our own family safe and "sacrifice" the kids hovering at the wrong end of the bell curve.

What was said in this article is spot on.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at August 5, 2009 4:34 PM

*SPOILERS*

Oh, and that moment when you finally discover what they want the kids for? When asked what they use the kids for, the representative from the 456 simply says "For the hit." So appalling and chilling. Particularly because, even in two series where humans are portrayed as part of something much larger, they're still portrayed as IMPORTANT. This mini-series basically said that not only are we small in the grand scale, but our importance is self-given. To some species, we're nothing more than pills to pop.

*SPOILERS END*

Posted by: JustBill at August 5, 2009 4:38 PM

I'm not reading this Spoiler Heavy comments section (thank you guys, I truly appreciate the warnings). I wanted to say, DAYUMN Mr. Wilson. You are so, so good at what you do.

Posted by: replica at August 5, 2009 4:53 PM

SPOILER
I'm with Bill, I was shocked to learn that the kids were used as alien drugs.
Neat twist.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 5, 2009 5:01 PM

I really want my husband to wear that purple/blue suit and tie combination that Ianto wears. That was some seriously sexy suit.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 5, 2009 6:44 PM

*Makes notes, goes to buy suit*

Posted by: JustBill at August 5, 2009 6:48 PM

I thought the whole thing was pretty craptastic to be honest. The first two seasons of Torchwood were bad, but at least they had a bit of humour about them. Without the camp, all the flaws were there to see. 1 dimensional characters, crap acting, ropey dialogue and plot holes you could drive an articulated lorry through. But the worst crime? After episode 1 I was bored to tears. I was neither moved, nor shocked by the 'dramatic' events. I don't want to see Peter Capaldi playing a government type again unless his character's name is 'Malcolm Tucker'.

Posted by: Aaron at August 5, 2009 7:18 PM

I downloaded COE to my iPod for an international flight. Shallow comment first: a Nano screen is far too small to appreciate Jack's nekkid bits.

On the other hand, I don't know how may times I said to myself, "HOLY @#$%^& CRAP, are they REALLY going to do what I think they're going to do? No WAY!" I applaud the darkness; I applaud the risk; applaud TV for making me think hard about real dilemmas and choices.

I'm on my second viewing now, and I'm still shocked by it all.

Posted by: appwitch at August 5, 2009 7:20 PM

OK, I wasn't going to comment but dammit, I can't help it.

First AAron, if you thought the first 2 seasons of TW were "bad", COE probably wasn't for you anyway. Especially if you include the last third or so of series 2 in your assessment.

And second:
**SPOILER**, although it was already spoiled above: I kept waiting for Jack to suddenly pull an alternate plan out of his butt to keep from sacrificing his grandson, but then it didn't happen. I was shocked. Then I remembered "Ah, that's right, not an American show". That took balls.

Posted by: Dave at August 5, 2009 8:43 PM

Great review Stephen, I agree with your conclusion 100%.

If you have made it this far down the thread, you will have been truly spoiled, but just in case: *SPOILERS*

Nat- great write up, particularly the observation about the difference between Jack & the Doctor.

BWeaves- I hear what you’re saying about Deus Ex Machina, it did seem a bit “oh god we’re screwed, we’re screwed, we’re screwed-OH HANG ON!!!!”. But on reflection it was a dramatic necessity. They needed a device to force Jack into a horrifying decision by giving him only a split second to make it. Any more time and the protagonists could have found themselves an “expendable” and while awful, the final moments would not have had nearly the same impact.

Lee- Frustrating, absolutely, but deliberately so. The government took the cowardly route of covering up before they knew what the 456’s demand was, which involved destroying the tools that might have ultimately saved them. Day’s 1-3 were essentially the government setting humanity up for a fall, while Day’s 4-5 were about covering their arses. The true villains of the piece.

There is no situation in which Jack could sacrifice his own life (as amply demonstrated on days 2 and 3), so instead he is forced to sacrifice his own blood. Ianto’s death was devestating too, I was prepared for a heartfelt-but-done-to-death exploration of the futility of mortal and immortal love then in a flash the writers confound my expectations. Some have argued it is the “de-gaying” of Torchwood but for as long as RTD has anything to do with the show, that seems unlikely. And I love Gwen’s monologue you quoted, the definition of the difference between Torchwood and the show that spawned it. The very opposite of the Doctor’s sunny optimism about the virtues of humanity.

The naturalism of the performances that gave such weight to the punch- Jack’s inability to look at his grandson while he pleaded to know what was happening, his silent wish to die when it was done, Frobisher’s dignified reserve as he planned his (ultimately futile) sacrifice. The abstract and horrifying rationalisation in the cabinet room that could so easily have descended into cliché, was perfectly realised.

COE packed as much emotional punch as anything Whedon has committed to film- condense every character arc from Buffy season 2 into 5-6 episodes and imagine the roller coaster. I have four weeks of dvr’d season 1 eps that remain unwatched since COE’s conclusion, partly because of the gulf in quality but mostly because it was one of the few tv shows to leave me feeling wounded. This show requires deprogramming.

If S2 is where the show found it’s stride, COE is where it came of age. My only hope now is that the peak is sustainable.

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at August 5, 2009 10:14 PM

Well written, Steven. Well written. I've been waiting for your review, and you do not disappoint.

I was so blindsided by CoE after the first two seasons, that it took me a while to get over the shock of how very good, yet awful and heartbreaking, it was. Even though I'd had the opportunity to watch the first hour weeks before it was broadcast, the rest still hit me like a truck. Up until then, I'd enjoyed Torchwood, partly for the absurdity and shoe-horned-in sex and swearies, partly for the hotness. Season two got darker and sadder, which should have set me up for CoE - but no. Nothing could have prepared me for it's impact.

Faults and all, it was simply one of the best pieces of TV I've ever seen. I feel like I watched the seventy-pound weakling take on the bad guy and hand him his ass on a plate. If I hadn't been so emotionally wrung out by the end, I would have stood up and cheered.

After he saw it, TV writer John Rogers ('Leverage') tweeted that 'there isn't a single US network which would have let them film that. Not a one'.
He's right, isn't he? I have my issues with the BBC, but not being in the pockets of advertisers can be a hell of an advantage....


Posted by: Tarn at August 6, 2009 7:09 AM

456 - 'the...chemicals...are.......good.'

why couldn't the chemicals be synthesized? the possibility was never even explored... tsk tsk tsk. sigh.


not impressed.

Posted by: kikz at August 6, 2009 10:03 AM

**Spoiler**

I'm angry with Jack to the point that I don't know if I'll be able to continue watching next season.
When Ianto was in trouble, Jack wanted to give everything up to save him, but he gave away his grandson like it was nothing. He didn't even try to save him. He didn't make a sacrifice there, the loss was all Alice's. It was almost as easy for him to give up Steven as it was for him to turn over the original 12.
I think he felt guilt after the fact, but not the kind of loss/ devastation/ futility you would expect from a father or grandfather. I get that he's not supposed to be a perfect character, but I think an opportunity to show what humanity he has left was lost here.

Posted by: ShannonAnn at August 7, 2009 11:16 AM

I know I'm a month late to this thread, but I just need to say this: why didn't the 456 just take the kids? Children all over the world are already congregated in massive groups a lot of the time: schoolyards (as the show amply demonstrates about 10 times in 5 episodes). The 456 could have just beamed up a bunch at recess and left. That's just the first hole in the story I can think of. There were plenty more, hidden by a lot of yelling and running and explosions.

Massive plot holes like this are why things like the Ianto situation piss me off. Davies doesn't seem to write organically. The Ianto plot didn't happen because the story required it; it happened because -- as Davies said -- he decided somebody had to die. In the first season and a half none of the main characters died, and there were plenty of really dangerous situations in some of those episodes (you know, like the entire universe exploding). Davies just decided what his ending was going to be and then retroactively wrote plotlines to get that ending. He needed Jack to be broken and leave the planet, Davies thinks Jack wouldn't leave if Ianto was still alive. Although I think Jack would have - he would never have been able to be with Ianto after his grandson, either because Ianto wouldn't have forgiven him or because Ianto would have forgiven him and Jack can't forgive himself.

Looking back on the modern Doctor Who and Torchwood, I've realized that everything I've loved about both shows is due to two people: Stephen Moffat and David Tennant. I almost gave up on Doctor Who until I saw The Empty Child/ The Doctor Dances. All the best Doctor Who episodes are written by Moffat. Moffat created Captain Jack, which is the only reason I watched Torchwood (and of course John Barrowman took Moffat's creation and ran with it). And David Tennant takes every episode he's in to a higher level. His Doctor makes the bad episodes bearable and the good episodes art.

I actually had a lot more to say about CoE right after I first watched it; it's been a while and I've forgotten a lot. Suffice it to say that I will take Davies' advice: I don't like his show anymore, so I will stop watching.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 2, 2009 8:22 PM


















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