"This Cafeteria is Officially Declared a Bitch-Free Zone."
Community (Rating: 7.1)
"Bring it in for a boob bump, ladies." (Bonus points for being delivered by Alison Brie)
"This cafeteria is officially declared a bitch-free zone."
"I'm gonna slit your butt's throat."
"Let me buy you some ice cream. My white guilt is doing somersaults."
(Extra Credit to Chang's hilarious series of "Oh, Snaps.")
(Double Extra Bonus Points for the Troy and Jeff subplot based on The Secret Garden, of all movies.)
30 Rock (Rating: 8.7)
"I'm looking for DICK, Avery, and I'm gonna take it wherever I can find it."
"Telephone etiquette is important, Liz. It lets people know your race even when they can't see you."
"I played Arts and Literature in the film adaptation of Trivial Pursuit."
"Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?"
"Jenna, you ripped through our lives like the passing of the wind."
"Lemon is above average. She has just the right amount of DICK for me."
"I'm a corrupt cop. My brother is a corrupt fireman. He's going to set you on fire, and I'm not going to investigate."
"Every Tina I know is a real judgmental bitch."
The Office (Rating: 3.8)
"I think she was Sconesy Cider, Noted Baptism Reception Critic."
"I love 'Lake Wobblegone!'"
Outsourced (Rating: 3.4)
"This was supposed to end like a Bollywood movie. I thought by now we'd be celebrating your love with a coordinated dance."
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