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"The Walking Dead" - "Chupacabra": I Was Pushing Forward Back

By TK | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (54)



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They moan, they argue, they make no forward progress.

That’s what episode five of “The Walking Dead,” “Chupacabra,” felt like. It was a filler episode, and an immensely frustrating one at that. This season’s episodes have been so hellaciously inconsistent it’s almost dizzying, a tennis match of tension versus tedium. After a stumble in episode three, last week’s “Cherokee Rose” felt like the show was getting its legs again. And then, we’re presented with this week’s episode, which, yes, featured another cliffhanger ending that gives the impression that things will get interesting. Except that’s exactly how I felt after last week’s episode.

It’s beginning to feel like there are two or three separate shows happening. There’s the main storyline, consisting of Rick being tortured about all the big issues and torn about his leadership, Shane becoming more and more of a bastard, Lori pursing her lips or crying, and the saga of Dale and Andrea. There have been very real and complex developments with all of those characters — the shooting of Carl, Andrea’s suicidal crisis, Shane’s shooting of Otis. And yet, “Chupacabra” moved them forward not one iota. Andrea shot someone, so now she knows guns are bad. As far as I can tell, that’s the only new development in terms of character. Everything else — Rick and Shane’s (well-written, I’ll concede) argument in the woods? Been there. Lori’s confrontation with Shane? Done that. Dale and Andrea arguing and then having Tense But Tender Moments? Yep, seen that too.

And then there’s the supporting cast, which let’s be honest, consists of Glenn and Daryl. Carol is basically an afterthought in this episode, a character who for all intents and purposes contributed nothing and exists as little more than a prop that whimpers occasionally. Hershel is somber, vaguely suspicious, and kind of a dick. Maggie has potential, I’ll concede, but she’s given next to nothing to do here. And… then there are some other people, but no one cares about them, and they’re basically background noise. Kind of like the zombies, unfortunately.

I’m reaching a point where I kind of just want to watch the Glenn and Daryl Zombie Adventure show. They’re the ones that, at least right now, make the show worth watching. Daryl was the focus of the episode, and Norman Reedus was excellent, particularly in his teeth-gritted, furious fever dream. Glenn was sweet and charming and totally disarming, a breath of fresh air amidst the whining shrillness. Glenn has a potential romantic interest, and it’s being handled slowly and awkwardly, but in the right ways. Daryl is developing even more, torn between the two sides of him —one represented by Carol’s devoted gratefulness, and a darker side shown by his pain-induced hallucinations.

Oh, a brief aside: This isn’t the fault of the show, per se, but more the fault of AMC’s marketing department. You’re going to tease Merle in the closing of “Cherokee Rose” and then let that tension build for a week and then throw the “it was all a dream” bit at us? Fuck you very much, AMC. That shit was goddamn bushleague. It was cheap and annoying.

“The Walking Dead” is suffering, folks. It’s suffering because, by continuing to have its leads play the same tapes over and over again, they’ve lost the luster they had in season one, and in fact it’s making them seem more annoying than they are. In fact, the truth is that without seeing what we’ve seen, in a vacuum these episodes would be fine. But taken as a part of the whole, they’re getting redundant. It’s also suffering because the pacing is off, staggering from breakneck to crawl without any sense of purpose. It’s suffering because frankly it has stretches where it’s just boring. I initially was happy that it would be more character-focused, and not primarily about zombies, but now we’ve got two-three minutes of zombies in forty minutes of television, and that’s just not cutting it.

But mostly it’s suffering because there just doesn’t seem like anything’s really at stake anymore. Sure, Carl got shot and Sophia is missing, but the sense of imminent danger and heightened tension just isn’t there. And that’s for two reasons — no zombies, and nobody’s dying. I’m not suggesting they go the tired route of killing off a character for dramatic effect, but it’s a show about a zombie apocalypse and in five episodes we’ve had one person die. It’s not like season one was a bloodbath, but there was something about it that gave it a tautness, a constant sense of anxiousness, that served it well. That sensation is gone now, and instead we get bickering and complaining with brief injections of terror, and it’s quite simply killing the show. My hope is that there’s a beast of a surprise coming, and I’m guessing that potential is very real given the revelation of Hershel’s creepy-ass zombie barn.

But I hate the fact that I have to hope in the first place.









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Comments

Without Daryl and Glen, there isn't a damn person to really root for in this whole show. If Andrea had ended up killing Daryl, that would have been the end of my Season Pass.

Shane, Dale and Carol still have me at least interested in their fates. But the kids, the farm crew, Rick, Lori and Andrea...they're only good for zombie-bait as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Wednesday at November 15, 2011 12:13 PM

Someone mentioned last week that the best way to watch this show was to fast forward through the parts where there are only two people in the scene speaking. That's exactly how I've been doing it, and it makes for a much better viewing experience.

Posted by: chad at November 15, 2011 12:14 PM

Very well said. I agree on all counts, and I am right there with you hoping that this thing gets back on its feet soon... The tension is just gone at the moment.

Posted by: Colin at November 15, 2011 12:15 PM

At least there wasn't anything as double dumbass as the well this week. That's about the biggest positive note I can give it, though I did like how Daryl's fever dream Merl was markedly less awful than the real deal. I wonder if that was because the writers decided he should be less of a stereotype, or if Daryl himself just sees his brother with a vaguely softer edge no matter how much of a dick he knows him to be? Ah, who am I kidding, the writers aren't good enough to do either.

And I'm not sure how the barn reveal qualifies as a legitimate cliffhanger that contains the possibility of a future surprise. Even without reading the comics, the secret was telegraphed a mile away, and what else besides the zombies inside said barn getting out can possibly happen next? That should make for a good scene (emphasis on should), but it won't be a surprise unless everyone dies. Everyone but Daryl, Glen, and Maggie, of course.

Posted by: RobP at November 15, 2011 12:20 PM

So... is this what happens when you fire most of the writing staff in between seasons?

Also, how many fucking people live on Hershel's farm? Cause that 17 yr old in the beginning of the episode - I swear I'd never seen him before, and then we never see him again. Like so many of the events, it seems even people are introduced just to move certain plots along (in this case, "Hershel doesn't like the others making decisions about HIS people.") Blagh.

Posted by: space oddity at November 15, 2011 12:20 PM

I want Michael Rooker back, damn it!

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 15, 2011 12:30 PM

I only saw the second half of the episode so i'm less disappointed than the rest of you I guess. I really like that Daryl is becoming a real character vs the initial redneck stereotype. It would also be nice if the rest of the characters recognized that. His character seems to be growing into a better person as opposed to Shane becoming a killer.

Tired of the tortured hero Rick. He's doing the best he can in an impossible situation. Someone needs to tell him that.

Hope the zombies in the barn are just part of something much more evil than I think. How do you capture zombies anyway?

Maybe the barn zombies are there kinfolk that got zombified and they just cant shoot em?

Posted by: logan at November 15, 2011 12:38 PM

It was ok. They finally made the zombies scary again when they attacked Darryl when he was screwed. That part was great. The barn reveal was dumb. The writing this season is just horrible. What 20 something year old is passing notes? Everything is coincidence and stupid actions this season.

The actors are all stuck with one dimensional characters. They need to get Frank Darabont back as show runner because the show is derailing fast. They have made Andrea into a moron, Glenn into a horndog dipshit, Rick sanctimonious and boring, and Dale into some sort of Grandpa Yoda always dispensing advice.

The show really isn’t working for me.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 15, 2011 12:40 PM

I want to watch Walking Dead.

Not the one that's airing now but the one they they advertised in their promos before season 2 aired.

Because that show looks great.

Remember what they said "Walking Dead make True Blood look like iCarly!"

Okay...

Posted by: John W at November 15, 2011 12:43 PM

Personally, I thought this was one of the best episodes of the season. It answered a couple questions people had been buggin about (generators/power to the house/what's in the barn etc) and it set the scene for much more drama to come. People who are expecting an action filled zombie show are watching for the wrong reasons. It's a drama that happens to take place during the ZA. That's how I look at it.

I was captivated by this episode. Mainly because it revolved around Daryl and he is just amazing but still, it was a good episode. Much better than last weeks, which I thought felt more like a "filler" episode.

Posted by: sarah at November 15, 2011 12:49 PM

Yes, pretty sure the zombies in the barn are former family members - remember Hershel's talk about hoping for 'a cure,' and Maggie's horrified looks last episode when T-Dog went to town on the well zombie's head.

Posted by: space oddity at November 15, 2011 12:50 PM

The 17 year old kid was in the second episode, or whatever episode when Rick first showed up at the farm. He came out with Hershel and was carrying a baseball bat I believe.


I didn't mind this episode. I really liked the dialogue between Rick and Shane at the beginning. It was well written and flowed naturally from the mundane topic of Shane's highschool conquests to the bigger issue of whether to fish or cut bait on Sophia. While the first part is a lot what of what we've heard before - but still entertaining - the whoel question of making the "tough call" and what not was newer, at least I felt it was. I do agree, however, there does seem to be a lot of going in circles. I also liked Glenn's reaction to Darryl's ear necklace and Rick's response to it.

I don't mind that they haven't found Sophia yet. This isn't CSI or some other procedural where things are going to get wrapped up every week. That said, I think this is going to be an on-going problem with this show. There is no real story arc. The show is about survival. Survival isn't inherently interesting. I like the inter-personal dramas well enough and haven't even come close to losing interest in the show. They have spent a lot of time on Sophia, but that kind of makes sense and the cracks are beginning to show a bit. That said, there have been some sequences like the zombie in the well and - as much as I love Darryl - some of the Darryl down the chasm - that felt like they went on a little too long.

I think the complaint of the lack of tension is a good one and I think a big part of it has to do with the current setting. Outside of the barn, Hershel's farm seems too much like an oasis from the zombie apocalypse. Apparently the farm is remote enough and the barb-wired fence around the property is sound enough that they have very few problems with walkers. Add in the fresh water, the generator and what not and all you really have is a bunch of people sitting around talking about their issues. Other than the Shane/Otis adventure, since they've been in the farm the only real zombies we've seen were the two that went after Darryl. The zombie in the well was just a distraction.

Based on the reveal at the end of the episode in the barn, I think this "phase" of the show is going to wrap up pretty quickly. I am not sure if they will be forced to flee Hershel's farm or what will become of Sophia, but I would be surprised if they remain in this pattern - which has been 4 episodes to date - much longer. Hopefully, getting the group off the farm and to a different location will change this dynamic. I do think they will need to ratchet things up a bit.

Darryl and Glenn are the best, no doubt. That said, I still like Rick and Shane. Maggie does show promise.

This is still the only show currently on that I *must* watch "live" (well, a 20 minute delay to fast foward commercials) (The only other one is "Game of Thrones" and that isn't on right now). The rest I watch when I can.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at November 15, 2011 12:54 PM

It says something that I haven't watched this episode yet (out of every show that I watch on Sunday night, this show gets last priority for catching up now) but I still knew that I could read the episode review without fear of anything being spoiled. Ms. Paultera missed an episode a couple weeks ago and when she asked if she needed to catch up, I just had her watch the "previously on" bit before the next episode. In 30 seconds it showed every bit that was interesting.

Posted by: Paultera at November 15, 2011 12:56 PM

I think so to Space um Oddity, can I just call you Space? You probably get, "Can I just call you, Odd" all the time huh?

Yeah my guess is that Ricks group will kill the zombies in the barn only to find out that they are everyones gramma and uncle and cousin pete etc. So then Hershel makes them leave. They are cast out of zombie free paradise for killing the zombies! Ahh the ironing!

Posted by: logan at November 15, 2011 12:59 PM

Fuck it, I'll say it. Some of us don't mind the meandering as long as it's someone interesting doing it, and Daryl is damned interesting. I enjoyed the hell out of this episode. By now we all know not every moment of series is going to be forward movement; every show has filler. But I'll take this sort of filler over idiotic developments like a dumbass who's the daddy pregnancy any day. And hell, I'll watch Daryl pick his teeth all day long, because dude will do it well.

Posted by: Cindy at November 15, 2011 1:00 PM

First off, I would like to say, called it!
Knew Merle had to be a hallucination.
Secondly, one thing no one seems to mention is that the show cant possibly be as jam packed as season 1 because THERE WERE ONLY 6 EPISODES IN SEASON 1. When you get a show with 3x as many episodes some are going to be less than satisfying. That said I agree that they need to branch out and get the fuck off this farm.

Posted by: DangadaDang at November 15, 2011 1:19 PM

Oh god, I hope they don't show any more horses getting torn apart, I don't think I could bear it.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 15, 2011 1:25 PM

This lack of momentum is what I was afraid of with the move from 6 episodes to 13 this season. I'm of the opinion that dramas don't need to be more than 12 episodes max per season for any show. I saw that "Revenge" is now getting a full 22 episodes this year and I really wish they had kept it at 10 or 12. Filler episodes kill dramas over time. It is simply too easy for the writers to keep leaning on repeating tropes to the point where nothing moves forward quickly enough to retain interest. Most dramas tend to be getting pretty drawn out by the 10th episode of the season I think.

The Walking Dead is already not the best contender for a long series drama given that there just isn't that much story (or budget) to draw out into 13 episodes. It works better in short doses. I would have preferred 6 episodes this fall, ending with them leaving the farm. And then start again another 6 episode arc in the spring.

I do like the ocassional flashbacks to what happened before Shane's Team (for lack of a better term) coalesced into a group. Quite honestly, I would rather they do a couple episodes of that story to break up the tedium.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 15, 2011 1:34 PM

I'm still skeptical about the whole farm set up. Barbed wire hasn't stopped walkers anywhere else so why does it stop them here? Yes, they have a generator but are they also making their own fuel? I'm hoping the walkers in the barn turn out to be people who came to the farm and Herschel turned them into walkers to watch the process and try figure out where it can be halted. They may be relatives but if you don't feed them they have to die eventually, so is he feeding them?

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 15, 2011 1:43 PM

They may be relatives but if you don't feed them they have to die eventually...

I don't think this is correct. Despite constantly craving human flesh, zombies tend to be able survive forever without eating.

I know the "zombies" starved to death in "28 Days Later", but those were "rage zombies" who were "infected" living people, not the dead brought back to life.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at November 15, 2011 1:53 PM

But Forbiddendonut, aren't they also continually decomposing? They certainly look like they are. Won't they eventually gross-ify to the point that they just kinda fall apart?

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at November 15, 2011 2:01 PM

Maybe this is addressed in the next episode, but Herschel never thought that the visitors might check out the barn?

Posted by: Riles at November 15, 2011 2:02 PM

I got to this frustration with the show faster than most people (and I didn't love the first season as much as some did), so I think my expectations have adjusted and I just don't find it as disappointing anymore. This episode was... fine. Darryl had some nice scenes, and I liked the ending (though I agree it wasn't exactly a shocker).

I am, however, getting actively angry at how the show has dealt with its female characters. I'm not mad at Andrea for being the stupidest person alive, or Lori for being the whiniest, or Carol for being the most boring. It's pretty clear that the reason those characters are failing spectacularly is that no one in the writer's room has put the least bit of effort into them.

Take, for example, Carol. Her abusive and very controlling husband died and she has a big moment of catharsis where she beats the shit out of his dead body and then uses that newfound freedom to... continue to meekly do the laundry with exactly the same kicked puppy-dog look all the time? Think of how many interesting things they could have done with this character -- gradually developing a more assertive personality, perhaps taking on a role in the security of the camp (Carol wanting to shoot things to protect the group would be actual character development, as opposed to it being completely random coming from Andrea), maybe developing a relationship with another man (T-Dog has nothing to do, they could make that happen). Instead, she has done literally nothing since her husband died that wouldn't have been perfectly in character with who she was when he was alive.

Lori, meanwhile, was built up in the first two episodes as a woman who was unhappy in her marriage, lashing out at her husband, and willing to strike up a secret sexual relationship with his best friend in the middle of a zombie apocalypse a few weeks (maybe months?) after she thought her husband died. That is a woman I want to know more about. But since Rick showed up again, she has become his number one cheerleader to the group, has apparently lost any interest she had in Shane, and exists only to worry about her son (and now, about child number two). Was she sleeping with Shane because she was sad about Rick? Because she's always had a thing for him? Because she just wanted some comfort and some assurance he would stick around? I'm starting to think the writers never bothered to answer that question even for themselves, which is why her reactions to Shane since then have been so inconsistent and often indifferent.

And then there's Andrea. Who is perhaps the most frustrating of all, because she started out so well. She had a relationship with another character that felt real! She was one of the few people who didn't consistently act like an idiot! She felt like an actual person, not someone who was just advancing the plot from point a to point b! But then this season happened, and Andrea became a ridiculous caricature who vaccilates between wanting to die and trying to protect herself by putting the entire group in unnecessary danger. This was a smart woman in the first season, and now she's suddenly unable to understand even after several explanations that shooting guns = big noise, makes zombies come?

Glenn's little speech about them all being on their periods (because apparently he isn't aware that pregnant women don't cycle) was really the icing on the cake for me this week. The problem isn't that bitches be crazy. The problem is that this show hasn't bothered to develop another motivation for anything its female characters do.

(And while men can of course write fascinating, well-rounded female characters, it's noteworthy that 0/6 Season 1 writers were women and 1/7 Season 2 writers are.)

Posted by: Artemis at November 15, 2011 2:08 PM

But Forbiddendonut, aren't they also continually decomposing? They certainly look like they are. Won't they eventually gross-ify to the point that they just kinda fall apart?

It's an interesting question and because most zombie apacolypse stories don't tend to run over a long course of time, kind of unclear.

There is obviously some decomposition that occurs. Most zombies look like they are at various stages of decomposition, except for the super fresh ones. I think decomposition is slowed down to some extent. But I think the real question is wheter: (1) Do zombies eventually decompose until they just fall apart? (If this is the case, I think it would happen regardless of whether they ate or not) or (2) Does the decomp process stop somehow at some point, perhaps due to whatever crazy-ass virus that makes the dead living?

I am trying to think back to say, "World War Z". I am pretty sure in that book the zombies didn't decompose into nothingess, since zombies were still a threat post-war.

Based on the "Walking Dead" comics, I don't know if we've seen any fall apart from that either.

Personally, I don't have too much of a problem with the virus slowing down and, potentially, at some point stopping the decomposition process. I mean, if it can make the dead animate and wander around looking for human flesh, I can see that as a side effect.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at November 15, 2011 2:12 PM

This show is starting to get on my nerves. Every episode doesn't have to be a Zombie killing jamboree* to be interesting, but it would help if everybody wasn't a goddamn moron. The biggest incident of dumbstupid in this episode happened when it was well established that Andrea couldn't see the "walker" clearly through the rifle scope, but she decided that the best thing to do was shoot at an unidentified target at long range, with 4 of her own people in the firing line. Godtopus, Hershel even says to Rick that "It's amazing you people have lived this long." When a guest character in the show points out that all the established characters are idiots, that doesn't say anything good.

/end rant

*Every episode should totally be a Zombie killing jamboree.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 15, 2011 2:15 PM

Forbiddendonut, I pretty much agree with everything you said. I'm not even close to tiring of the show yet.
Snapnhiss, I live in fear of that every single episode.
And Tyler, I agree with your last comment about showing flashbacks to before/during the ZA beginning. I love seeing what they were doing before we met them on the road.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 15, 2011 2:17 PM

@Forbiddendonut:

True, they don't require food, but you have to guess that eventually the zombies will degrade enough through various mechanisms (cell destruction via freezing/thawing, decomposition however slow, external injury and wear as they stumble around) that they're no longer motile enough to pose a threat. At that point it's just a matter of stacking them on burn piles.

That's why Hershel's stance makes no sense to me...the geeks are obviously not alive as we define it and are decomposing...so what exactly would a "cure" accomplish, other than to possibly vaccinate the living to prevent future zombification?

Posted by: Barry at November 15, 2011 2:30 PM

I am pretty much only watching the show, now, for Daryl. Everything else simply seems to be a confused mess that the writers simply don't know how to handle or advance. The show isn't as frsutrating as The Killing but it is coming close.

1. I did enjoy seeing how Lori, Shane and Carl linked up with Carol, Ed and Sophia.

2. I appreciate what was trying to be done in the depictions of the military's attacks on Atlanta. It started to have an effect on me, but fell flat when the writers felt it was necessary to inject the characters opinions into what I was already beginning to realize. This was a point where less would have been more. In the end the scene felt condescending and lacked the punch that should have gone with my personal realization that, "We are immolating our own populations."

3. Glenn's confrontation with Dale regarding Maggie was a little bit of a breath of fresh air. For once Dale is, to a degree, in the wrong and not the great sage of the group.

4. Daryl does get more and more interesting as the story progresses. Viewing his internal conflict is fun, even if the circumstances leading up to it were silly and contrived.

5. The confrontations between Rick and Shane are interesting. Part of me feels as if they need to move along quicker. But, in reality, I expect that sort of confrontation wouldn't occur at the drop of a hat. They're both still trying to support a very good friend so it would take a little while to really reach their breaking point.

6. Passing a note at the dinner table was just silly. Did they give part of this week's script to someone in junior high school?

7. "Godtopus, Hershel even says to Rick that "It's amazing you people have lived this long." "

Truer words could not be spoken about "Rick's Crew".

That they were uttered by the man who will likely be portrayed as a maniac, fool or insane for keeping zombies in his barn says pretty much all I need to know about the deficiencty of writing talent this season.

8. /* sarchasm */ I was shocked to learn there are walkers in the barn.

Posted by: lubeg at November 15, 2011 2:37 PM

If it's a virus, then yes, they have to die off at some point. Viruses are pathogens that use their hosts to exist, and reproduce by jumping to new hosts. Whether it's a slow virus or a regular virus, there has to be a burnout stage when the virus no longer has anything left in host A to keep it going.
I know that in the books, the already dead were zombified but that doesn't appear to be the case in this show because he have already seen plenty of dead bodies that have not been zombified and we've seen the zombies walking past those bodies so clearly they do not provide a host scenario for the virus.
If it's not an infectious pathogen, then it makes no sense that a bite transmits the condition. If it is, then there has to be a burnout stage.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 15, 2011 2:46 PM

I am so sick of that stupid bitch Andrea, I hope she gets killed off soon so we don't have to listen to her whining anymore.

@Artemis
I think Carol and Daryl are going to hook up sometime in the near future.

Posted by: that girl at November 15, 2011 2:57 PM

Thanks for the heads up, that girl. But man, what a stupid move for the show -- Daryl hasn't shown himself to be abusive like Ed, but he's definitely got a temper and is the take-charge type. So Carol avoids the beatings but otherwise goes back to relying on an assertive man to call all the shots. Meanwhile, the most interesting character on the show gets drawn into her suckfest. Awesome.

Posted by: Artemis at November 15, 2011 3:06 PM

@that girl:

They're certainly beating us over the head with the possibility of a Carol/Daryl hookup. Unless of course they find a way to kill Carol off at the moment they find Sophia. Here's hoping...

And lordy, I love me some Laurie Holden but her character needs to smarten up quickly.

Posted by: Barry at November 15, 2011 3:14 PM

That's why Hershel's stance makes no sense to me...the geeks are obviously not alive as we define it and are decomposing...so what exactly would a "cure" accomplish, other than to possibly vaccinate the living to prevent future zombification?

I agree that his stance doesn't make much sense, but I really don't hold that against him. He's just doing his best to try and hold it all together. I am sure in his hear of hearts, Hershel really doesn't believe that there will be a "cure" or that if there is the dead can be "cured", but I think he's trying to believe in that in order to get by. I am sure people would believe in a lot weirder stuff and adopt all sorts of much more bizarre theories in this type of situation, if just to "get by."

It sort of reminds me of a quote from this last episode:

Rick: So you believe in a blood-sucking dog?

Darryl: You believe in dead people walkin' around?

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at November 15, 2011 3:38 PM

Thanks for the heads up, that girl. But man, what a stupid move for the show -- Daryl hasn't shown himself to be abusive like Ed, but he's definitely got a temper and is the take-charge type. So Carol avoids the beatings but otherwise goes back to relying on an assertive man to call all the shots. Meanwhile, the most interesting character on the show gets drawn into her suckfest. Awesome.

I'm a man I would hook up with Darryl if that's what it took to stick close to him. My man is bu far the smartest, well-balanced and most capable of survival in this little group. He ripped an arrow out of his body and shot a zombie in the head with it. Hooking up with Darryl is the smartest thing Carol could do.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at November 15, 2011 3:41 PM

All this talk about Darryl and Carol hooking put this exchange from Reno 911! into my brain:

Lt. Jim Dangle: I can't imagine any woman having sex with Garcia. I think it would be really angry, the sex.
Deputy S. Jones: You think so?
Lt. Jim Dangle: Have you ever heard him in the john? It's like Normandy.

@Barry, I agree about Laurie Holden. The stupid writing (see my rant up thread), is really eroding the Marita Covarrubias love. Yes that character was conniving, duplicitous (triplicituos?), and at least a little evil, but at least she wasn't straight up dumb.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 15, 2011 4:02 PM

The writers really do need to improve the female characters. In this episode alone we had:

-Dale ask Andrea why she wasn't cooking/doing laundry with the other women.
-Glenn asking Dale if all the women were on their periods.
-Dale telling Glenn not to sleep with Maggie -because even though she's an adult- she's still Hershel's daughter (property?).
-Hersehl forbidding who his adult daughter can sleep with.
-Andrea making an incredibly stupid mistake. She could have killed Darryl or killed one of the people standing next to him.
-All the other female characters continue to be fairly shrill/useless.

Did the writers have some kind of sexist quota to meet this week?

Posted by: KC at November 15, 2011 4:13 PM

I do agree that they need to improve the writing for the female characters. Lori is annoying, but I don't find her poorly written. I think she's just kind of an unpleasant person.

Carol is kind of simpering and useless, but she's been in an abusive marriage for years and then lost her daughter amidst zombie-infested wilds. I am really not sure what people expect out of her. Sure, bashing in her abusive husband's head was a wonderfully cathartic moment for her, but I highly doubt that act alone simply undoes years upon years of abuse. It would be silly and unrealistic for her to transform suddently into some powerful, brave figure.

Andrea shooting Daryl was dumb on her part. Very dumb, but I still have hopes for her. I think she will come around.

Maggie's been fine.

As for the men's view of women, I think the show has done a pretty good job depicting just how quickly some people will revert to gender stereotypes, more or less, in these types of situations - men hunting, gathering, doing the dangerous stuff while the women wash clothes, take care of the children, etc. I don't think that's a terrible stretch given the particular circumstances and the collection of people they have.

I don't take much umbrage with either Dale or Hershel's sort of old school way of thinking. Hershel, especially. I don't think he sees his daughter as "property", but rather he wants these people gone as soon as possible and fully intends to get rid of them once they find Sophia and doesn't want his daughter to get hurt when they go. He's just trying to protect her, which is normal fatherly stuff.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at November 15, 2011 4:27 PM

The missing girl storyline is very obviously a plot device at this point to keep them at the farm longer. They need to be there. Not because it's safe and not because they're welcome, but because they have to search for the missing girl. It's weak at best and the whole issue needs to be resolved. Preferably with the girl's death, because there is no reasonable way she's still alive.

I'm going to go ahead and announce it now; if they find her alive I will murder all of you. Not just the writers. Not just the Republican party (oh, like they're not on your list). All of you.

Tragically, the show is focusing too much on the characters at this point. We get it. The zombie apocalypse sucks. It's hard to find food. People are desperate and afraid. The head is going to have it's needs met before the heart. We actually understand all of this already, believe it or not. We already care about them (we cared after season one), so now show us why caring for them is dangerous. Not by having a zombie nibble on the boot of the fresh, passed out dinner; but by having Daryl bitten and letting us ride out the rest of the season in agony.

Or something. Raise the stakes.

Posted by: superasente at November 15, 2011 4:28 PM

Andrea's comment about not wanting to do laundry pissed me off. In this situation, you do your fucking part. Everyone needs to use the skills they have to contribute to the group, no complaints. You wouldn't hear Glen say, "I don't WANT to go into town for supplies, I want to stay here and do laundry!". It's so . . . juvenile. If you can't track game, or skin meat, or fight off a walker, then wash some damn pants.

Posted by: Lauren at November 15, 2011 4:37 PM

Luckily Darryl was attacked by a rookie zombie and not a veteran. He's got a blood splattered face, multiple bloody wounds on his torso and is passed out. Rookie zombie passes these up and tries to chew through his hiking boots. ROOKIE ZOMBIE FAIL. Regardless, a true survivalist would have pulled the arrow immediately. Not only is it his only viable weapon, and a ranged one at that, but climbing a brush covered river bank with a major injury would be hard enough, he's gonna do it with a protrusion from his body so every little stick he brushes causes black out like pain?

Artemis, I concur with most of your comments outside of Carol. In this world, there are people that are simply unable to pull themselves out of abusive relationships. She is one of these people. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect her to be similar to what she was before her husband (quite recently) died. I agree that it'd be more interesting had she changed. Maybe she'll head out with Darryl on a search trip, end up saving him while also finding her daughter, thus turning into awesome She-Ra woman!

I wanted to be pissed off at the barn zombie ho-down as well with no one having yet seen/heard them, but realized on second watching that there are at least two barns, so it's SLIGHTLY more plausible. For weeks I've been hoping it was the rest of the Hershel clan, but there were too many for that to be realistic.

I absolutely loved Glenn's dorky grin when asked how he knew Maggie wanted to have sex with him. Maggie is fly, yeah, I said that. Unfortunately, Glenn will have to wait a day or two now to get his freak on.

Also, love the flashbacks. Can we have a well-zombie flashback?

Posted by: Rudy at November 15, 2011 4:59 PM

Prediction (and no, I haven't read the comic):

Darryl and Carol will kiss or something, making us think they're getting together.

Sophia will be found, but she will have been infected.

Darryl will shoot Sophia.

Carol will kill Darryl or herself.

Where's my paycheck, AMC?

Posted by: that girl at November 15, 2011 4:59 PM

I really have no problem at all with the barn. It's far enough away and no one ever went over to it. I think they established pretty well that zombies tend to be pretty placid and quiet when not aroused. Those zombies have been locked in the barn for a while now and have sort of gone on zombie "shutdown" if you will. They don't make too much noise and just sort of stand and wander around. They got all riled up when they saw Glenn.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at November 15, 2011 5:21 PM

"Why don't we see any zombies around here?"
"We rigged up an automatic church bell to lure them away"
"Welp, I guess we'll be heading out".

Upcoming: Episode 5 - Zombie Cockblock

Posted by: dorquemada at November 15, 2011 6:16 PM

My 14 year-old brought this up (so proud): do you think the army was cooking zombies or civilians?
Sort of like a firebreak... It made me stop and think.

Posted by: Midas89(heavy) at November 15, 2011 6:42 PM

This show isn't about the zombie apocalypse. It's a PSA for gun safety.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 15, 2011 7:46 PM

I would be all over the Glenn and Daryl Zombie Adventure Show.

Posted by: Patrick the Bunny at November 15, 2011 7:57 PM

I dig your reviews, TK. I've been pulling recaps/reviews for this season and every time I have to question myself on whether I'm just a sour jackass or if the season really is as underwhelming as it feels.

Oddly, though, I think so far I've been dead opposite of you on which episodes are the filler and which are redeeming. Even though on the details I pretty much agree with you. Probably evidence that they're all pretty mediocre.

Quick question to the group: Have you met anyone who doesn't think Andrea needs to die? After "Chupacabra" I have not.

Posted by: Jettison at November 15, 2011 8:24 PM

@Jettison: Ugh. I love Andrea in the comics. She might be my favorite character, depending on what (or who) Michonne happens to be doing. And as mentioned above, Marita Covarrubias will always have a place in my heart (not to mention The Mist). But, yeah, the TV show's version of the character is pretty much the suck. I was appreciating the suicidal confrontations with Dale, because of what that might mean in reflection to their comic book relationship, but the writers have really not been kind to her since the premiere. Hey, at least she called Dale on his BS for asking why she wasn't doin' the wimmens work.

Speaking of, yes, boo on both Dale and Glen for the whole "same time of the month" conversation.

It's amazing how passionate we are for a show that drives us nuts. One may have found "Lost" frustrating by the end, but at this point in the show it was still season one and we were maybe just getting a hint of the hatch. Think about that shit.

Posted by: RobP at November 15, 2011 10:37 PM

Question: did Daryl only have one arrow with him or did he lose his quiver when the horse threw him? Because, if he only had one arrow, that would be kind of dumb, right?

Watching this show is a kind of sickness. The characters just keep doing really dumb stuff and you wonder how they've possibly survived. In my life, I've recently been through a hurricane and an ice storm. Nothing really tragic happened, but goddamn, I was fierce about making sure the house was locked down, there was enough water, there was heat, there were spare batteries, etc. In a zombie apocalypse or any emergency (think Katrina), life gets pared down to the essentials. I just don't see that kind of urgency in the show, and it's a real disconnect for me.

While Rick is working on Hershel to see if they can stay there, they should be working on Plan B. That is, scrounging for weapons (especially quiet weapons), clean water, safe food that doesn't require refrigeration, gas, batteries, etc. Are there horses left, or have the zombies eaten them all? Shouldn't they be monitoring radios for broadcasts, etc. Are they just going to rely on good weather to get through the winter, or maybe they should seek alternate shelter and begin fortifications. I just don't see any urgency and people making the hard decisions that would come in an emergency. I guess I want to see the quiet desperation of trying to stay alive.

Rick's being kind of a weenie with Hershel; I hope we at least get two alpha males going toe-to-toe about the barn zombies and about our group staying on the farm (instead of Rick whimpering, wah, wah, wah).

And JFC these women need to toughen up and smarten up. I have no patience with wimmenfolk who stand around and expect the big strong men to take care of them.

Posted by: Ms. Goober at November 16, 2011 10:51 AM

One small addition: I'm reminded of those PBS reality shows, Frontier House and Colonial House, where people have to actually try to live without modern conveniences. Living in a ZA would be hard, hard work, not a vacation at Hershel's farm. Just pumping water from a well or chopping firewood to get through the winter would break most modern people.

Posted by: Ms. Goober at November 16, 2011 10:56 AM

Them leaving the water truck on the highway still kills me. It's still close enough that they could still go get it, and add it to their caravan, but you know they won't.

And in that area, or anywhere, wouldn't there be quite a few empty houses they could take over and live in? They don't need to stay on Hershel's farm forever, just long enough to build up supplies and equip a new house.

Posted by: Riles at November 16, 2011 2:25 PM

@Riles:

Those and a half-dozen other things each episode just leave me mumbling "what the fuckin' fuck".

It's pretty clear that TWD is not a show for anyone with any inkling of a survivalist mindset, because the writers just don't think that way (and/or know enough to fill in those details). This may also be a flaw in the source material...I've never read the comic so I just don't know.

At any rate, on the other movie forum I frequent any discussion at all concerning the routine lapses in common sense portrayed by our hapless refugees (Daryl and Shane excepted) get you labeled as a "nitpicker".

Bottom line: This is not a show for nitpickers.

Posted by: Barry at November 16, 2011 3:55 PM

Bottom line: This is not a show for nitpickers.

Posted by: Barry at November 16, 2011 3:55 PM

That may be the understatement of the week, Barry. The suspension of disbelief required to watch this show without nitpicking does not exist in my world.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 16, 2011 10:53 PM

I love this show, there is just one problem I am having with it and that is the lack of progress.

They have been looking for Sophia for the past few episodes. What happened to the plan of going to the fort? I feel that it is being dragged on and I don't think they will even leave the farm this season. And if they do, it will probably be in the finale.

Still a great show, just needs a little more progress.

Posted by: Brandon at November 18, 2011 10:29 AM